Should I drink beer wine or scotch?
>>12657218You should drink cum
>>12657223I am not the Zucc
depends. Are you in the sahara desert and dying of dehydration? Beer will actually hydrate you. Wine will too but far less efficiently and you'll be getting fall down drunk before you restore your hydration levels. Scotch will straight up kill you.So yes, I would recommend beer.However, if you're NOT dying of dehydration in the sahara desert? Drink whatever you want.
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>>12657228Lol beer is a diuretic. Only table-beer which is like 2% offers a semblance of hydration. And people only drank beer because the water was so shit back then
>>12657248another instance of catfish saying some jerry-rigged opinions straight from his stream of consciousness without really paying attention to what's happening or much anything at all, and it ends up looking just as stupid as one would expect
>>12657259Blablabla same shit from ur nigger mouth
>>12657266take the bull by the horns and stop being cringe for once in your life
>>12657248When you are severely dehydrated, your body releases high levels of vasopressin (antidiuretic hormone) to shut down urine production and conserve every drop of fluid.While alcohol suppresses vasopressin, in a state of severe dehydration, your body's drive to retain water fights back against the alcohol's diuretic effect.Research on athletes has shown that when the body is already dehydrated, the diuretic effect of beer is "blunted." In other words, because you are so dry, your kidneys will not flush out fluid as aggressively as they would if you were well-hydrated at a bar.So while alcohol is generally a diuretic (meaning it makes you urinate), the water content in a light beer like Bud Light is high enough that it will still provide a net hydration benefit, likely keeping you alive longer than drinking nothing at all.If you are truly dying of dehydration in the Sahara and your only option is Bud Light, you should drink it.
>>12657218H2O you fucking monkey, keep devolving yourself you're practically a women at this point
>>12657218You should drink some cum instead lol
>>12657218what is beer wine?
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drink a soda
>>12658317okayYour fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12657218and just a little bit of neurotoxin
>>12658422neuro dubs
