whats a cool fuggen film like resident evil 3 or chronicles or Riddick I want likefugggennnn cool shid like shoot the baddies and holy heck moments where they do backflip with gun or whateverviolent sick cool stuff, too action to be taken seriously (yes ive had an alcohol)
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>>12657318Hell yeah, I know exactly the vibe you're looking for. You want that "turn your brain off, turn the volume up" energy where physics don't matter and everyone looks cool in leather.Since you mentioned Resident Evil and Riddick, you want early-2000s edge, sci-fi horror, and people doing unnecessary gymnastics while shooting pistols.Here is the holy grail list for your current state of mind:1. Doomsday (2008)This is the #1 answer. It is basically Resident Evil meets Mad Max. A virus kills Scotland (oops), so they build a wall around it. Years later, a hot lady with a robot eye and a team of marines go back in to find a cure. Why it rules: It has knights, cannibals, punk rockers, and a Bentley racing a tank. It is violent, loud, and makes zero sense. It's perfect.2. Equilibrium (2002)You asked for "backflip with gun"—this movie invented it. It’s called "Gun Kata." Christian Bale plays a future cop who stops taking his "no emotion" pills and decides to kill everyone instead. Why it rules: He stands in the middle of a room and shoots 20 guys without looking. The final fight is a sword fight... but with pistols. It is the coolest thing ever filmed if you’ve had a drink.3. Dredd (2012)Not the Sylvester Stallone one. The Karl Urban one. It’s dirty, gritty, violent sci-fi. Dredd gets trapped in a 200-story slum tower and has to shoot his way to the top. Why it rules: The bad guys use a drug called "Slo-Mo" which makes everything slow down and sparkle, so the violence looks beautiful. It’s basically 90 minutes of uninterrupted badassery.4. Ultraviolet (2006)If you liked Resident Evil, you’ll like this because it stars Milla Jovovich again. She changes her hair color and clothes instantly with sci-fi tech and fights vampires in a future city. Why it rules: Is it a "good" movie? No. Does she ride a motorcycle up the side of a building while fighting a helicopter with a sword? Yes.
>>126573225. Shoot 'Em Up (2007)This movie knows exactly what it is. Clive Owen protects a baby from assassins while eating carrots. Why it rules: He kills a guy with a carrot. He has a gunfight while skydiving. He has a gunfight while having sex. It is peak "too action to be taken seriously."6. Blade II (2002)The best of the Blade movies. Wesley Snipes teams up with a vampire hit-squad to fight super vampires. Why it rules: Directed by Guillermo del Toro so the monsters look sick. The action is stylized, bloody, and features techno music.7. Upgrade (2018)A paralyzed guy gets a computer chip in his neck that talks to him and controls his body to do ninja fighting. Why it rules: The camera moves with his punches. It’s brutal, funny, and has a super dark sci-fi ending.Honorable Mentions for "Holy Heck" Moments: Priest (2011): Paul Bettany fights vampires. On futuristic motorcycles. In the desert. Hardcore Henry (2015): The whole movie is shot in first-person (like a video game). You see his hands punching and shooting for 90 minutes. It will make you dizzy in a good way.Start with Doomsday or Equilibrium. Trust me.Sources help
>>12657322 (dubs)Annon I might be in love with you.You know me so well xD >>12657319Beeer :) >>12657320Hell yeah I havent seen blade since like it came out.
to be fair it sounds like ai but yeah its good for this
>>12657325>>12657329lol you fell in love with AI
>>12657330https://youtu.be/pZuB6FQez0M
I second Equilibrium. Am also dloading Doomsday not seen that myselfUpgrade good too, also get some Hardcore Henry why not
There's a movie where Harry Potter has guns nailed to his hands i forget the name
>>12657368guns akimbo and ive seen that one its dope
>>12657368(Almost related) Ron (rupert grint) is in a funny film called Moonwalkers where he has to fake the moonlanding while getting addicted to drugs and drawn into hippie culture.
If you like sci fi or weird stuff in general Bugonia is a new one thats good
>>12657405i watched it soon as it came out on the ol piratebay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKo39_Y2dK0
