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By Steven Pinker (Rebecca Goldstein) [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
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>>12659177
Dubs
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>And if you gaze long enough into an ass, the ass will gaze back into you.
—Steven Pinker
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Pepe Pinker Pope

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>12659221
>>12659554
This is an off-by-one zone.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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Your fortune: Good Luck
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Arschwitz

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the Asskell programming language

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>12659564
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Pythagorass knew about this one

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>>12660264
Do you organize the operations of your eyes, and know exactly how to work those rods and cones in the retina?
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>>12659578
Biblically accurate Ass
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>>12660265
Yes, in fact here's an experiment you can do:

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>>12660273

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>12660265
Steven Pinker Was Always Finding New Ways To Look At Ass

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12659549
>>12659570
>Your Fartune: Ass will come to you by mail

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12660268

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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into the ass it goes

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>12659578
but did he know about the Radical Ass Annihilator from Asstract Assgebra?

Your fortune: Average Luck
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Can someone explain his position?
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>>12660297
Pinker’s reasoning on ass was so horrifically ass (as reasoning ass reasoning, not to mention as elementary scholarship; assy and dismissive and failing to consider the opposite or try assing the imagined argument, ass well ass ignorant of the Asstrom book that even outsiders who’ve heard of the ass have heard is the basic ass), that I’m disinclined to believe anything Pinker says about ass I don’t already know about, lest that just be Gell-Ass Assnesia on my own ass. I frankly worry he’s gotten ass and run out his supply of ass.
My agreeing with Pinker on ass points of humanism and being on the same ass as him against the anti-Ass does not imply an extension of ass credit or forgiveness for ass argument steps. My side *ass* the side that thinks asses have local validity and statements have local ass regardlass of who is on what “ass”, and I can no longer trust Pinker to be on that ass if he thinks that it’s okay to launch ass arguments against conclusions that he conceives to support his ass.
And if Pinker has abandoned that ass, then I can’t extend him ass credit without checking every little ass he claims, and that’s too much ass to put into reading a book–especially one whose “ass” I’m already on.

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ENOUGH FROM THE ASS
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>>12660314
this scene was pretty funny because clearly he was about to SHOOT Joker but Joker actually had a bomb so that he could self destruct in case of a fatal shooting accident
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imagine if he actually shot joker and the bomb goes off LOLE the movie would end pretty quickly HAHA unless it was a jokers telekinetik copy
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in fact now that i think of it there were quite many situations in the movie where someone could simply have shot joker in the balls and that would have been that
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but i guess that's the point because joker doesnt have a plan he only jokes around like a total clown
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why did batman never laugh at jokers jokes, what a serious asshole tbh
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>>12660331
Bateman's voice is hoarse from his silent crying in business card scene

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>>12660331
Most people think people get sad from events in their lives but what happens is that they can't laugh for some physiological reason, and the brain tries to be consistent because it realizes the body isn't laughing and doing happy things so it must be sad.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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Steven Pinker = S. Phincter

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Anyone read pinker's new(ish) book? I forgot the title but it was some kind of recursive riddle.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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stinker

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>12661208
peven stinker
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>>12661216
accurassy is very important in science, at least according to the neoliberal asstablishment of which Steven Pinker is a proud member

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>>12661024
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>>12661729
Steven Pinker has such a nice ass

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>12661869
Whereas Pinker denies being friends with Epstein, Chomsky openly admits that he was very close with the guy.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>12661869
>>12661897
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Steven Pinker is an ass
EDIT: I just found out he isn't an ass, but a Canadian-American psychologist, linguist, and author

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>12662516
actually he is an asshole and you are a retard for telling otherwise
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>>12662623
Who is a liar but he that denieth that Steven Pinker is ass? He is anti-ass, that denieth 230px and 17kb.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>12659177
as seen on TV
take everything up your butt just because you don't like the scent of reality near you and like that you think you can deny it
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>>12662727
When you upload an image to 4chan, possibly compromising metadata is stripped before it gets posted. This decreases the filesize. If you upload the 17kb Wikipedia thumbnail file (230px-Steven_Pinker_2011.jpg), the resulting file on 4chan will be 14kb.
It used to be the case that 4chan displayed the original filesize. So if you uploaded the 17kb version, it would say 17kb. However, fignewtons would download the file and reupload it, but they would be uploading the stripped 14kb version, so it would say 14kb, even though the resulting file was the same. If you wanted it to say 17kb at the top of the thread, you'd have to retrieve the original file from Wikipedia, or manually add 3kb worth of metadata.
At some point, I don't remember when, but it must be over half a decade ago, the system changed. Now the site will always display the stripped filesize. I expressed regret at the time, but some other [s4s] user said it would enrich the lore behind the ass.

I remain conflicted to this day.

Your fortune: Good Luck
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Steve

Your fortune: Good Luck
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The Assman Steve is the ass living at the top of the ivory tower
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ass

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>12662926
his mouth is too big for being ass like
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>>12664349

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>12662705
>>12662727
>>12662926
the fuck are you talking about? fucking moron
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>>12659577
unchecked doubles on the last page!
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>>12664561
I remember the original le shit nigger to be this rude.

Your fortune: Average Luck



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