Do y’all ever just
>>12665182all the timeYour fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
personally I think it's wrongYour fortune: Better not tell you now
yeah but I only piss in public if im really drunk
>>12665280same but im always really drunk
>>12665280I have a technique, first you climb up a small tree and press your pean0r right up against the tree trunk, then let the pee it rivulet down silently along the bark of the tree. Absolute stealth pee mode engaged :^)Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12665287sounds painful
>>12665288Nice dubs, it really isn't too painful maybe I made it sound like you need to be smashing your pean0r against the bark and crushing it somewhat but that's not the case really you just need to have it close enough so thatg you can let the pee it rivulet down silently
>>12665293i can get that but climbing a tree while drunk? for me this sounds like asking for a broken bone, i would definitely fall lole
>>12665182So why was he standing in the corner anyway?
>>12665301About to get whacked by the witch I assume
>>12665299Yes that can happen, which is why I wouldn't climb very high but just enough to be concealed by the lower branches for complete stealth and silence of pee rivuleting technique
>>12665316i dont promise that i will try this out next time but ill keep this in mind thx
>>12665301nature called man, you never been there before?
>>12665321Nature called but my voicemail isn't set up
the bury witch project
>>12665182me 5 minutes after the internet goes out
