lol ebil is retarded

I have no idea how to join a realm.

>>12676394
You have to have Minecraft open

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>>12676397

>>12676374
bump

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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Ok I'm going to go get some food then I'll get online when I come back!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>12677262
mikugirl...

>>12676374
Sounds fun but no gaming system

i'd like to join but i want to make sure it's actually a nice realm pls pic

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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>>12677286
Take a look for yourself and see how I live lol

>>12677262
>>12677286
Two of the same fortunes.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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>>12676374

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Minecraft is online

Is this for Bedrock only? IDK how realms work on Java and have no idea how to join.

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>>12676374
Yo just hoped on! Found a doggo.

>>12678180
I think it's for bedrock only I am sorry please forgive
>>12678188
>88
Hey nice doggos here are mine. I have yet to find that one lol! (My picture won't upload lol)

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>>12678210
This is me lol

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Looking for a light and playful thread, well this is it lol hi

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>>12676374
this is nice board

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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I just found a new village so I'm gonna post this link to the Minecraft website and we'll get allot of random people to populate it lol

>>12676374
lumpa are simple grazing creatures. if they think she's dumb then its hopletss

>>12678276
Imagine lol
https://www.xbox.com/play/media/mLSHpdK99b

>>12678278
I love all of them equally

Your fortune: Average Luck

I think im gonna buy minecraft and join. Moooom giv me 600 pesos porfavir

bump 4 mine craft guys

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

like 15 years ago I played Minecraft with this New Zealand guy from /r9k/. Then he died and I left a comment on his online obituary but I can't remember what I wrote

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

I'm actually better at Minecraft than anyone else. I can make anything. Why do you ask?

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>12679122
>22
Can you help me build an automatic farm? (No redstone)

>>12679126
Sure, why the fear of redstone though?

>>12679122
can you make a way to see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

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i wonder what's going on at the old millhouse today? i wonder if berry has ever been there?

____(in minecraft)____

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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>>12679130
sugar.

>>12679133
But enough with the aislop

>>12679135
I literally made it at the level you see today. The "Aislpop" little guy I am who you hate.

>>12679133
WRONG YOU FUCKING DUMBASS RETARD IDIOT FUCKING HOW STUPID ARE YOU
IT'S BECAUSE IT HAS CINNAMON SUGAR SWIRLS IN EVERY BITE
OHMYGOD FUCKING KILL YOURSELF RIGHT NOW YOU IDIOT STUPID RETARD DUMBASS

>>12679129
No fear just there is no comparison between redstone and a volunteer raised from birth

>>12679140
agreed. redstone slop has no soul

>>12679140
fair enough, I'll make your farm, what product?

>>12679142
Potato lol

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Realm smells like girl pee

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This could be us but you're not here

>>12679782
I don't want it to be us and I don't want to be there

Someone just burnt down kattegat... Gonna reset it brb lol

Is this the new nicecraft?

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>>12681013
Yess

I'm not gonna lie to you though there is no pvp because I have a lot of dogs and they will accidentally kill you if they sm*ll your blood.

>>12681013
I just have to get grooming sorry for not play su h a night Game

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>>12681362
We are running out of room at kattegat would anyone like to start up Snowden with me lol

>>12681594
Also whoever left when they heard the paw patrol's cries I am sorry I did not know they were with me whole I was flying to pick you up

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Who is down to start a new realm this one keeps getting burned down lol

I'd join but playing bedrock feels like playing with a sticky keyboard and mouse

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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>>12676374
That is a nice tachikoma

>>12682704
Let's fight the wither together lol

I fucking love Minecraft so much this game is the best

>>12683667
67!!
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this post ended in 67!!!!!
67 CHECKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>12683679
What does that mean nooo you little bastard what does it mean!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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Category one defense system: high walls

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For you, yes my love for you~

*Upbeat music starts playing*

Watashi wa watashi, anata wa anata to~

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On the way dear

>>12679776
I'd like to be part of the clan

>>12684768
This is actually a historical photo. Let me set the background if you will.

The day is 300, the hour is late and we have been raided. Somehow, they have spawned inside kattegat (treason must be investigated) and have murdered all of the villagers. Their homes provided no protection as they were slain in their beds. After the God beings defeated the non believers there was found one volunteer for the God beings house as a servant. For them to repopulate kattegat their would need to be another. Against all odds a devote answered the call and from the volunteer crop fields he worked he cameth. I was there to witness the whole journey as I kept him safe. As my thanks I witnessed the rebirth of civilization and this Is what I seen my name is Samus, Samus is my name.

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>>12684814
Hail Samus

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>>12676374

>>12682751
What if I said I was scared?

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>>12684819
Yes, we have yet to figure out how to make this but we have come close

>>12685021
danke

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>>12685471
This is the supply room but really it is the fuck shack

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Hey lol

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>>12685483

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>>12684811
unchecked doubles on the last page!

Is it okay if i join?
I've got no moue though

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>>12687385
Yes

https://youtube.com/shorts/2TUER4JftGA?si=YiiWXPYskG5ipi2l