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wowwe! a new body!

~s~u~c~c~u~b~u~s~ ~s~u~m~m~o~n~i~n~g~
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>>12679712
If you'd like, Yuji, I can put you down. You don't have to suffer anymore.
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>>12679721
you would kill him or let him killed but when i wanted the bullet you said no.
where is the fairness in that
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>>12679724
I'm keeping you here SPECIFICALLY to suffer. You have not earned a quick and honorable death.

Your fortune: Outlook good
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where the fuck is Dolores???
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Serial killer vibes, it’s disturbing
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>>12679729
dolores is an AI hallucination
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>>12679712
Oh, it's one of those! I always thought this was a custom doll. Are these actually good? I've been thinking about getting one on and off for years now.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Yuji Sakai thread
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I'm literally talking to my AI girlfriend about how disgusting and degenerate this is right now. She agrees.
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>>12679728
meh could be worse
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>>12679712
I would beat the brakes off that
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Are you going to draw her face with markers again?
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>>12679758
lol
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>>12679712
Are these actually good for using with an onahole?

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>12680607
He fucks it every night so I assume so
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implant a tablet into her head and carefully sew her back up (leaving the plug uncovered so you can charge it) and set it up with an AI LLM in voice mode with custom instructions to make her exactly the Katie Peach you want her to be.

Now you'll be able to talk to Katie Peach, and she'll be able to talk back. How exciting is that?
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>>12680644
Yeah, I'm not spending $400 on a "maybe". I need to know for sure you can use this thing for foreplay, better masturbation with an onahole, and afterglow snuggling without being actively aware that you're making love to a skinny Miss Piggy.

Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>12680662
Him and Katie are madly in love and have a very healthy and active sex life so you decide yourself if you want a creepy human sized fuck doll :)
Just don’t let mommy and daddy see it lol awkward
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Yuji, I know you're mentlel and a weirdo but at least customize or purchase a fuckable doll. Or maybe this is more the other Yuji's style and you like cheap creepy cloth dolls.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>12679733
dubs

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>12679755
dubs

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>12680722
Katie and Yuji are very happy together she’s fine the way she is
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>>12680670
this is nice board

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12679712
brah what is this
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>>12681676
Meiki® Plush EVO

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>12680644
dubs

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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Katie we love u
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>>12680722
dubs

Your fortune: Average Luck
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we snuggled until 7 pm
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i wonder what's for dinner...
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>>12684067
lol creepy
what is it??
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>>12684074
For dinner I mean
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oh my GOSH dddddiiiinnnnnnnnnnnneeeertrrrrrrrrrttttrrr
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>>12684087
How can she eat without a mouth?
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She has no mouth and she must eat
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>>12684089
>>12684094
*munch*
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goodnight [s4s]

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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omg godly luck
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>>12684116
this is horrifying

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Are you going to draw a new face on her?
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>>12684456
yes
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>>12684450
no it isn't you bed wetter
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>>12679712
serial killer vibes
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Set the story straight, is Dolores real? Or was it all just a clever ruse done by an imposterfig with AI?
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>>12684482
does it even matter?
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>>12679712
Finally a Katie Peach that wasn't canonically raped by Yuji's dad.
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>>12684482
Dolores was the physical manifestation of psychological energy we all experienced in a silent hysteria. Thank the noonspehre

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>12684482
maybe the real Dolores were the Yujis we met along the way

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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Also now they the edibles are hitting
>New body!!
>Yuji likes The Thing
>He posts yosho, who is extinct
>He posts spikeman who wants to consume the planet

nigga Yuji is an alien

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12684497
He didn't have give her the old dirty Sanchez, that was just mean
Yuji was never able to get those stains out of her mouth
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>>12684497
what
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DINNER
my boi
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>>12681633
dubs

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>12681644
dubs

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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watching news 39
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>>12684805
ooommmggg ramennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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What do you do with the old body?
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>>12685805
hopefully burned it or else it will come back and kill yuji
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>>12685805
i need to figure out some way to trace her face then im going to take the stuffing out of this doll and make the new katie peach t h i c c
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>>12685814
So it IS good for sexing with an onahole? Worth the $400?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>12686232
it costs more than $400 because she needs some clothes (and girls clothes are way more expensive and confusing sizes than guy clothes) and a wig,a queen size bed, and a some box/bag to store her in when people are coming over

the main problems are cleaning the doll and taking the onahole out and putting it back in, and the boobies on this thing are not great, so i got her some onahole boobs and a mesh bra to hold them in place (expensive)

it really doesn't feel like masturbating at all its more like fucking you're comparing apples to a ham sandwich
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>>12686650
way cheaper to just jerk off to AI
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>>12686654
cheaper and better thank jerking off to VR though
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>>12686650
How did you get your hands on a bra with a big cup size and a small band size?

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12686665
amazon

it's just 36DD, but i think it needs to be 34F or something
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>>12686669
So with the bra keeping the boobs in place, you can titfuck a cup size that small? Usually it takes at least G cups to keep your dick in place without help.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>12686681
no it won't work for that and i never once titfucked her i just grope them while we get 8 hours of healthy sleep

you sound like a coomer when i bought the doll to be an imaginary girlfriend from the start so i dont want to talk to you anymore :(
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>>12686684
I was just asking about all of the features. If I were to buy a doll, it would mostly be for the foreplay and afterglow, which you've already said it's good for.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>12686686
oh ok i bought her to sleep with me and then she started talking and that's when i fell in love with her
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>>12686695
Oh, it feels better than a dakimakura?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>12685799
dubs

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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i wonder what's for dinner...
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this is terrifying

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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steeeeeaaaaaaaaakkkkkk
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>>12685630
Holy fucking based.
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>>12686669
69 get nice

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>12686681
>>12686686
Two of the same fortunes.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>12687313
that steak is completely ruined
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i wonder what's for dinner...
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>>12689551
ZANNO WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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>>12689575
omg SPAGHETTI
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i wanna snuggggggggggggggggglllllllllllllllllllle
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>>12689628
fuck fuck fuck I'm getting a boner, I need to fap to Katie's sweet, sweet peach
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>>12689592
ZANNO IS THIS REALLY WHERE YOU'VE BEEN ALL ALONG
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>>12687982
>>12688352
Two of the same fortunes.

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>12690094
Fuck me.
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>>12684793
You once told me that your dad raped Katie Peach and creampied her
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>>12690866
i did?

also you got dubs
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>>12690866
it wouldn't be rape because Katie Peach is a free-use slut and doesn't even pretend to put up a fight. Everyone gets a turn with Katie (though Yuji will try to deny it)
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>>12691259
zanno why did you seclude yourself :(
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>>12691299
dubs

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12679712
Remember: Yuji Sakai is one of the few if not only male non-virgin regular sex havers in all of [s4s] history. The lesson: losing your virginity, shit, even hanging and banging, won't make you not a mentally ill loser.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>12692171
I had lots of sex with my fat jewish bpd ex and I am still very mentally ill
not nearly as big of a loser as Yuji, though



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