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nope, no chance

>>12685995
January of the new year is fast approaching. January 4th this year is a day I will never forget in my entire life. The experience I encountered on that day is a mark of my growth, witnessing a different version of myself.

The fact that everyone can see this monkey today is not a given; we must learn to cherish it.

a mank of my growth

MONKIT :D

>>12685995
donger suck

>>12685995
I haven't had friends since 2012, and I spent four of those years outside.

Your fortune: Outlook good

say friend and enter

the monkese word for friend is "ook ook ah"

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>>12686699
impressive double dubs

gently and nonjudgmentally return focus to the monkey

>>12685995
THE MANK IS BACK( ＾ω＾)!!

stupit monkey

>>12685995
INTRODUCE ME TO THE MANK YOU RANK SKANK

prfftt *plap*
prrfffllbBBLAARRFFFFLFLFRRTT// LL/ (/[{ ]@ {{@][$FLRT{][FL@FLPRPTT{${RPFPLRTTTTT T TT TT T T TT *plap*

EYYYYYYY!!!! RIP BABEH MENK!!!!!!!!!!!

BABAY MANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BABAYYYY MAAAAAAAAAAAANKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dracula baybay

>>12686808
https://files.catbox.moe/4jij1q.mp3

Your fortune: Godly Luck

rumors of the mp3s death have been greatly exaggerated

mp3 players will be retro cool like walkmans are in the near future

do the moonwalk

I saw the monkye, turned 360 and walked away

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Your fortune: Excellent Luck

come back

come baaaaaaaaaAaAAaAaaAAAAaAAaAAAAAUAAAACK!!

back that ahh up

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Do the mankwalk

he's so excited

I'm sure glad mank threads got banned. I'm really enjoying this new funny monkey thread a lot better

monkeys say stuff like AWAWAWAWAWA all the time

they do be like that

all the peanuts we have received in the mail will be given to the monkey on christmas eve

thank you for all your donations

He likes to put them up his urethra

OO OO AH AH

it is necessary to know that the best water is wholly devoid of taste and smell, is most pleasant to drink and clear to the sight

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Defaming GrapeApe9K is against 4chan's rules.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

gaperape

monkey business

the MANK Gaming Community

>>12688477
nice dubs but this isn't mank. mank is banned and we already had the final mank thread
this is just funny monkey

>>12688480
Explain >>12687398

>>12688483
that's a gibbon, not a mank

Funny like a clown It amuses you It makes you laugh

the Soda Gaming Community

soda monkey logs into mank discord asking for recommendations for banana themed games

This funny monkey called Jack

Lauren here.

>>12685995
funny

Wait his name was Jack and not Soda all along?

>>12688527
mank was called soda
funny monkey is called jack

>>12688528
you mean like jack and the mankstalk?

Bro is just Jacking off

>>12688528
>OP is sodafull.png
sure

>>12688549
named in loving memory of mank
RIP mank
unless you're suggesting the entire premise of the final mank thread was a lie??

>>12688553
ahhh i see
rip mank!

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mank in irl life

AI is truly amazing

meticulous monkit

>>12685995
Its not that funny

>>12689080
He's trying his best, asshole

it is funny

apologize

fucking apologize asshole. it IS that funny. fucking admit it.

>>12688574
loololol

I'm sorry. I had a bad day and took my frustration out on sodafull.

alright

double j
you know I'm all about that

this monkey is really taking off now

penismonkey

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make edit with this ? i see potential

>>12689582
if I do it with AI will you be upset?

I would die from a bloodthirsty cat. Would you?

And now…
Introducing…

>>12689823
I noticed you used the single "…" character in this post instead of typing out three periods. Very nice touch, very literary.

>>12689595
No, go ahead i wan see

The funny moneky is incredible

between his shouts, the monkey is all of us
when he's shouting, he is more than us.

So bongo, bongo, bongo, I don't wanna leave the Congo, oh no no no no no

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the joke is that monkees are a well established musical brand

that's the joke

i looked in the mirror and saw donkey kong staring back at me

>>12690197
Thats not a joke

that's a fact

now about that monkey i was telling you about

he's funny

Chuck's Feed & Seed? I don't get it.

Monke's Funny and Sunny

formerly gremo's bedroom sushi

>>12689312
You aint me

i ain't no fortunate one

10,000 banana salute

1000 banana stare

I Tried Sushi From The WORST RATED SHOP

It's not funny. It's not fucking funny.

if you knew the sushi stomach pain you wouldn't be laughing

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Pickle guy's lookin real nice and content after all these crazy long years with his blown out butthole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF2X1o0FGA0

It fuckin STINKS in here

>>12691510
You should learn to love yourself

I love my dossy box

>>12691477
Source ?

My earwax smells like poopoo lol

don't make fun of the monkey's smell

>>12692069
YOU FORGOT TO BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

excuse you

best wishes monkit

A pungent miasma emanates from the whimsical creature but its not his fault he was born that way

I think the indian practice of earwax candling is a scam. They probably use trick wicks that already have wax in them.

>>12692272
ur mom miasmad the whole neighborhood last nite

>>12692280
I apologise on her behalf. She is suffering from a rare condition with no known cure that causes miasmic emanations

all is forgiven

We normally keep her in a special containment unit but sometimes she escapes by burrowing

put mines in her property

We're thinking of purchasing the new Gremo Automatic BrickFlinger system that incorporates an integrated Miasma Detection System. We would of course use the non-lethal option which flings slightly softer bricks. #ad #sponsored

i'm purchasing a platter of unrefrigerated sushi

Extra toilet shrimp

the seaweed was soggy but the rice was not too cold for my delicate teeth

ai prompt: the smashing mankins

looking for prompt engineers for my new big project

Looknig for sushi manipulators for my new bathroom project

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really makes you think

got to have it

Its better for you not to think

investing in links

Linked up with a monkey

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>>12692465
are you an Alien?

>>12692467
Hwy do you ask?

>>12692473
dubs wooh!

>>12685995
he parties allllll night

the monkey has reasonable bedtimes

that's canon

monkey sized bed

cavalry but they ride monkeys instead of horses

>>12692473
im pretty high rn sry

>>12692600
dubs?
no thank you

monkey cavalry riding tiny little teacup horses

>>12692605
go onnnn
sexyy

>>12692609
this means i can do whatever i want.

>>12692611
Can i get a sexy peko to the register please

>>12692612
can i get a sexy peko under the register please

Monkey cabaret

backstage pass to the monkey cabaret

Sciencetists have discovered that mnokeys had feathers

flappy Bird

Filthy ape stinks like shit

He's actually very clean he licks himself all over and uses axe musk bodyspray

healthy weight and body condition. well-groomed, glossy coat with no hair loss. active, alert, good posture. displays normal activites like running, climbing, stretching. regular and consistent feeding behaviors. normal feces and urine; no unusual discharge from orifices. socially responsive and integrated. does not pace, rock, or bite self.

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christ is kong

Delightful lil funny monkey fella, best of pals, will not scratch or masturbate in public

>>12693093
are you on monkey watch duty?

>>12693094
I'm the nightwatchmank my shift is over soon

>>12693088
dubs
that girl on the right is so hot

OK I'm clocking out, keep an eye on things

Guys wtf you haven't fed the mnonkye all day?

diet monkey

slim 'nana

bai mooky

gonbit moob

CHUB DAT MUNK

shit biscuits

sippin that

monk

most are too scared to admit they'd put mustard on that

when people get mad and speed past you and yall end up at the same red light together

Hilarious & relatable memes

british teen manks just can't stop kissing each other

six seven on a merry rizzmas skibidi new year

>>12694468
off by one you loser

>>12694471
i'm 6'8

I'm 68 years old and this very funny moneky thread has given me reason to keep going despite the constant agony of existence

If these threads ever stop I will literally die so I hope there will be more monkey posting...

Btw please don't let that affect you in anyway. I don't want to put any pressure on any one or be a downer. Just forget all about it.. But also remember that I need this or I will l literally just die from being so old and decrepit. But yeah just carry on as normal, no worries

Chicken cup

The East End manks and West End girls

Feels a bit awkward now to be honest. I hope that old guy dies

celebrated monkey meme faces abuse allegations

I'm British btw sorry about that

scientists learned whales have a lot less cancer than humans because of a special protein that repairs their DNA so they tried putting whale protein into human cells and it also helped the human cells repair DNA

>>12694838
+ whales dont smoke, did they take that into account?

>>12694539
It not real jus some idiot

Stupit lying idiot morom prolly yeh mos likely that

recruit young women

I need a woman in my life

mmmhm

>>12695226
have you listened to the song ? what does it mean ?
https://youtu.be/5As3A2GhqoE?si=G4_aM7Q0s4fAidLH

when you hear you will installed

>>12695255 (I did it)
well Boi the pen (French or not ) is your sword

I'm quite lucky in that I don't need or want human company

it's easy to be alone but it's also lonely

>>12685995
is Trump reviewing the creation of the weed hot dog ...really ?

Paul MankCartney

it never gets better

fuck up

>>12695279
Drumos Dizzy Glizzys

>>12694678
Absolutly disgusting

gobble down a dandelion dog at Gremo's Burgers and Slop Emporium

məNGkē

>>12695622
dubs

sipping lead juice

what did that stewpit monkey ever do to you?

karaage tanpopo... im making it for him

chimp fandango

the monke is not trustworthy

i changed my mind

unfortunate circumstance

dante's digiorno (rising crust)

gremo captchas

prefer stuffed crust...

>>12696779
if you're getting stuffed crust on a frozen pizza you're paying like $9 and at that point why not just get little ceasars?

fuck

shit

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Stupid ass monkey fuck

>>12692353
Best post of the thread

>>12692598
Honorable mention

breeding toilet

there's no honor in men, tion

A speech impediment where you say son like tion

path of the golden monkey

As far as funny monkeys go, I'm not laughing. No, in fact I'm crying. Tears of fear. I am scared. Scared to death. RIP.

konkey kong

Milly Bitchell

page eight ape gape

introducing sepsis

Mank suckin some dong
lmfao

that is indeed a very bumpable monkey

o i am laffin

ingeous primates

>>12697753
Mank fuckin suckin sum fuckin dong
lmfao

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Reproducing

>>12698053
HOTT ! ! !

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mank's got a low taper fad- OOH LOOK A DONGER

sosa is into men i guess

ru paul's soda contest

Your fortune: Godly Luck

wut we think of black myth wukong? pretty mank i guess, rite?

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pickle nig looks so boring nowadays

Looks very anhedonic

looks like he has a blown out butthole

pickle nig did your dad ever end up scolding you about sticking random things up your butt

butt deflatey
*whoopie cushion sound*

>>12698320
Looks very dysgenic

>>12698286
you are brown

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he used to be so full of life

>>12698376
Who tf is this soyteen looking nigger

>>12698379
he's a king of 4chan

farts

>>12698396
No, stop that

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trannys hating dj soda

what else is new?

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gonna beat a mank up

I am not afraid to press charges.

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>>12698426
https://youtu.be/4Pn-HTz1WBQ

nigga has a negative hitler mustache

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https://youtu.be/13NW12we3lw

alright this thread is not about pickle nig. you are free to return to regular monkey hijinks.
*valet-usher showing crowd to seats

cue monkey sucking donger-on-big-screen

dill pickle mustard

>>12698475
it'd look weirder filled up. the nigga should just shave it off.

pickle nig always looks like he got done crying in his pictures.

>>12698524
So poetic.

wheres yuji

the monkey travels at light speed

>>12698422
>>12698498
where are you getting this shit

I'll give him something to cry about

Watch watership down its really sad

https://youtu.be/tu3KCQKIy4Y

I know where Yuji is

As someone who actually posted and replied to monkey threads I’ll be honest:

The thread is very good. However here comes it’s downfall. There isn’t allot of funny monkeys. The subplots are really bad and the posters are completely unlikable. Apart from pickle dude. And when u don’t have interesting characters or a good subplot u shouldn’t have multiple 300 post threads.

I wouldn’t say it’s a bad thread bc I had fun posting in it but it’s not a good thread either. Best I can say honestly is that it’s ok but I would not recommend it to anyone simply bc of all the God awful posts and horrid memes.

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LMAO you pathetic schizos never fail to make me laugh with your DJ Soda threads. Face it, DJ Soda will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad mankgoers will ever be. You are on the wrong side of mankposting, get over it losers!

Interesting characters? Huh. I prefer it when there aren't a bunch of attention seeking "personalities" and we can have a real good old fashioned anonymous monkey thread, just like they used to be back in the 80's. And then all these "characters" appeared and made it into a facebook drama thread! Where was the funny monkeys then? All I saw was sprinkles this, windows that. Pickle mane? Who the frick is pickle mane? I don't even care. I'm just here with the anonymanks. We were always the backbone of the funny monkey threads, and we always will be, long afetr you have moved onto the next subplot and the next funny ape meme that comes along

New subplot - monkeys in office jobs

no christmas themed monkey thread because the monkey community is run by jews

you have to prove you are circumsized to get invited to the secret discord

how do i know my picture wont end in the wrong hands?

give it to me for safekeeping

spice bags?

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Shit crumpets

the genius of taking a character known as mad monkey and turning him into his s4s counterpart the funny monkey
monkey man's commentary on society

https://youtu.be/ebXbLfLACGM

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I have very thick foreskin like leather

gremo industries reveal roadmap for their bedroom sushi franchise

>>12699234
They got so much things to say

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>>12699296

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my perfect penis

monkey man is probably homeless living on the street
i wonder if he ever comes to [s4s] when he logs on free public wifi

Monkey mane an update? Are you alive and well and living in a house

latest trending subplots in funny monkey thread

The ethics of individual fruit pies

showering rats

Monkey-friendly airports

Ghost clowns

retarded faggots posting in a shitty thread about a monkey from 10 years ago

Survival shoes

shrimp pamphlet
nodule crust
gremo wrap
you're all retarded

day vision goggles

>>12699588
promoted

>>12699592
you're retarded your contributions are worthless

>>12699594
Thank you

>>12699595
shaom faucum

Chaka farabuchi

Its over now, sleep well litlle monchy

gremo wrap mystery meat ingredient list

>>12699608
you're not cute
this thread was meant to have ended in 2017, only retards prolonged it

cute mankgoer harassed by disgruntled onlooker

shrimp pamphlet distributors wanted

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*gulp*
gremo sushi
*gag*
monkey man
>GUHHHGHHHH
shrimp pamphlet distributors wanted

wait wtf just happened

the homosexual has arrived 'goer discretion is advised

>>12699613
they are cute

>>12699627
shut the fuck up you retarded cancer
there is no reason to post these threads anymore

gremo shrimp wrap pamphlets

gremofull.png

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>gremo shrimp wrap pamphlets

soda revival (2025-2027) was a period of renewed interest and interaction with the funny monkey thread on [s4s]

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>>12699641
no one gives a fuck except retarded mentally ill faggots

~opens up favorite image editor
~opens copy of soda.png
~spend hours to carefully edit dongers into the picture for humerous effect
~yep this will help the soda revival of late 2025~

>>12699628

>>12699648

originally money man had only intended the funny money thread to run for a single season

about to enter its 13th season critics say it has reached its artistic low point

>opens mouth slightly and makes quiet crinkly mouth noises

audience cheers

goodbye monkey