Anonymous
12/18/25(Thu)13:16:57 No.12692059

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Anonymous 12/18/25(Thu)13:16:57 No.12692059

A heavily trained kung-fu martial artist is stabbed by a ninja in a non-lethal part of the midsection. The person screams in pain as the man gently twists the knife to each side just a little, with his other hand pressing lightly on the person's neck. He screams a little too just to drown it out.

Eventually the ninja gets tired and lets go, only for the stabbee to rack him hard across the face with a trained tiger claw fist style attack although not aimed at anything vital, it is a vicious and enraged attack, but it stops there. The message is clear; Fuck off now or I kill you for what you just did.

The martial artist's wounds are treated and about a half-hour passes. The athlete goes fucking insane and starts wailing, as if in intense pain, calling out in a horrendous screech "stab me god fucking damn it!! Just fucking stab me you ass fuck! GOD DAMN ITTTT!!!!! SOMEONE JUST STAB ME!!! AHHHHHHggggggHHHhhHh"
The staber tries to return, but is pushed out of the way by a competing stabber 2.

Stabber 2 comes in and repeats the actions of Stabber 1. Same result.

This continues several times over the course of a few hours. The king fu artist has now returned to sense, and exhausted, retreats to rest. The 5 ninjas who have repeatedly changed places do the same.


For weeks after this, the kung fu artist's belly begins to grow as a sickness comes down upon them. Then after about 2 months of this shit she finally she gives birth.

To 12 fucking babies.

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