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I'm subhuman.
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I don't deserve to be alive.
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I am a parasite.
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I am a shambling pile of human garbage
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I deserve to be punished.
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>>12692106
I guess the case for truth was always about to blame me or not to blame me even knowing somethings
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My last job was at one of the big aero space companies my job was to kill a big bull frog with a Shovel this was a couple years ago when I moved put of town and decided to make my own way the bullfrog lived in a marshy area near the parking lot and croaked really loudly and distracted some of the engineers so it was out job to kill it with a Shovel there were 5 of us we were called the frog team
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>>12692141
... did you work at Collins Aerospace???
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I'm too weak to kill a frog with a shovel.
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>>12692143
on our 6th day on patrol we saw the frog near so trash bins and we chased it in the road and it got run over by a big truck they were going to lay off the whole frog team after that but because we has done such a good job they said they had another project for us there was this big slow turtle that was always opening its mouth at people so they asked us to Crack its shell open we say the turtle on the second day and spent about an hour or so wacking on its shell with our Shovel until it broke
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>>12692147
after that the frog team was invited to the company Christmas party we were a little shy but a few people came up to us and told us what a great job we did and that loosened us up
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>>12692106
>I'm subhuman.
I'm superhuman.
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>>12692188
>>I'm subhuman.
>I'm superhuman.
I'm inhuman.
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>>12692192
>>>I'm subhuman.
>>I'm superhuman.
>I'm inhuman.
I'm demihuman
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>>12692206
>>>>I'm subhuman.
>>>I'm superhuman.
>>I'm inhuman.
>I'm demihuman
I'm human
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>>12692106
Im human, so Im ok
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Yeah, you are.
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>>12692242
I'm what? Say it.
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Is the opposite of subhuman a ubertus human or a cumflation?
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Have you considered that everthing is meaningless? just enjoy life
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ecclesiastes%201&version=NIV
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>>12692230
pretty normie tbh
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>>12692293
>I'm nigger.
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>>12692106
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>>12692137
wife material. now put on the maid outfit.

>>12692299
>>12692230
>>12692206
>>12692192
>>12692188
Excuse me but, whom're you quoting?
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>>12692106
same i hate how utterly weird i am around people because i am so self aware
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>>12692106
>>12692122
>>12692125
>>12692135
>>12692137
same
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>>12692323
by self aware do you mean autistic
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>>12692349
you tell me
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>>12692349
he's the least self aware person ever is the funny part
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>>12692162
The boss was there rubbing himself through the front of his pants on the dance floor and he came up to me and said "hey let's get out of here I got some weed in my car" I asked if my friends could come he said "no I don't Wanna get high with your gay little friends" then he stuck his tongue in between his fingers and waggled it which I understood to be an obscene gesture
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>>12692106
i just talked to god and he said you're a good boy so it's fixed now
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get well soon
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>>12692368
We walked out to the parking lot and I seen my chance I hit him in the back with a Shovel the HR lady came over and I left right then knowing I had done wrong
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>>12692569
nice try but god hates me and wants me to suffer
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You can belive I felt just awful I felt I let down the company with my shoddy behavior but most of all I felt I let down the frog team I didn't leave the house for a week I was so depressed



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