[s4s] - Im 25 years old and I still don't know how to make - Sh*t 4chan Says

Anonymous

12/19/25(Fri)03:58:35 No.12693146

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Anonymous 12/19/25(Fri)03:58:35 No.12693146 Archived

Im 25 years old and I still don't know how to make friends lol

Anonymous
12/19/25(Fri)04:01:58 No.12693147

Anonymous 12/19/25(Fri)04:01:58 No.12693147

I'm 30 years old and I've never had a single friend in my entire life. But that's a good thing, because there are no friends in this world.

Anonymous
12/19/25(Fri)04:03:27 No.12693148

Anonymous 12/19/25(Fri)04:03:27 No.12693148

Other people are annoying, why would you want to be friends with them

Anonymous
12/19/25(Fri)04:04:54 No.12693149

Anonymous 12/19/25(Fri)04:04:54 No.12693149

>>12693148
because im human so my brain is like stop being a loser bro

Anonymous
12/19/25(Fri)04:10:30 No.12693154

Anonymous 12/19/25(Fri)04:10:30 No.12693154

>>12693146
>>12693147
>>12693148
lol what pathetic losers

Anonymous
12/19/25(Fri)04:40:09 No.12693177

Anonymous 12/19/25(Fri)04:40:09 No.12693177

>>12693154
suck my dick suck my pee pee suck my loser dick suck it bitch oh yeah suck my loser dick baby girl suck MY FUCK

seuss
12/19/25(Fri)04:47:43 No.12693181

seuss 12/19/25(Fri)04:47:43 No.12693181

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>>12693146
Even if I used the super secret techniques to make friends, people would spike their IQ by 40 points and suddenly know what I'm doing.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous
12/19/25(Fri)04:55:57 No.12693187

Anonymous 12/19/25(Fri)04:55:57 No.12693187

>>12693181
Tell me the Super Secret Technique (SST) right fucking now.

Anonymous
12/19/25(Fri)04:56:00 No.12693188

Anonymous 12/19/25(Fri)04:56:00 No.12693188

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>>12693177
LOOOOOOL he's so mad

seuss
12/19/25(Fri)05:02:43 No.12693191

seuss 12/19/25(Fri)05:02:43 No.12693191

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>>12693187
One time I posted about being really horny and I made friends that way, but the horniness went away, and so did my friends..

There was this other time when I tried to sell something to a customer and they came back the second day, and the third day, and the fourth day, just to see me, but I couldn't get them to buy something until the fifth day.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous
12/19/25(Fri)05:10:03 No.12693194

Anonymous 12/19/25(Fri)05:10:03 No.12693194

>>12693188
still waiting for u to suck my fuck

Anonymous
12/19/25(Fri)05:11:04 No.12693195

Anonymous 12/19/25(Fri)05:11:04 No.12693195

>>12693191
In other words the Super Secret Technique (SST) is to be horny all the time.

seuss
12/19/25(Fri)05:13:26 No.12693196

seuss 12/19/25(Fri)05:13:26 No.12693196

>>12693195
And stream over the wi-fi while being horny all the time!

Your fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous
12/19/25(Fri)05:21:14 No.12693204

Anonymous 12/19/25(Fri)05:21:14 No.12693204

>>12693146
get a job lole

Anonymous
12/19/25(Fri)05:27:51 No.12693209

Anonymous 12/19/25(Fri)05:27:51 No.12693209

>>12693146
You can't make friends. You have to find them in the wild.

seuss
12/19/25(Fri)05:27:54 No.12693210

seuss 12/19/25(Fri)05:27:54 No.12693210

>>12693204
wooh!

Working!

Your fortune: Good Luck

Anonymous
12/19/25(Fri)05:28:05 No.12693211

Anonymous 12/19/25(Fri)05:28:05 No.12693211

>>12693181
they do that all the time don't they and also get mad when the 40 points drop again

Anonymous
12/19/25(Fri)05:29:19 No.12693212

Anonymous 12/19/25(Fri)05:29:19 No.12693212

>>12693194
Oh, please, tell me, Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?

Anonymous
12/19/25(Fri)05:31:00 No.12693213

Anonymous 12/19/25(Fri)05:31:00 No.12693213

>>12693212
do u even know whar a fuck is u little idiot

Anonymous
12/19/25(Fri)05:32:32 No.12693215

Anonymous 12/19/25(Fri)05:32:32 No.12693215

>>12693204
getting a job will not help me make friends it will kill me I will die you want me to die what the fuck?

Anonymous
12/19/25(Fri)05:34:57 No.12693216

Anonymous 12/19/25(Fri)05:34:57 No.12693216

>>12693209
12693209
>>12693209
When I find them in the wild how do I make them my friend

seuss
12/19/25(Fri)05:37:27 No.12693220

seuss 12/19/25(Fri)05:37:27 No.12693220

>>12693211
Yes.. humans are wicked monsters!

Your fortune: Good Luck

Anonymous
12/19/25(Fri)05:40:15 No.12693221

Anonymous 12/19/25(Fri)05:40:15 No.12693221

>>12693216
do activities together

Anonymous
12/19/25(Fri)05:45:31 No.12693224

Anonymous 12/19/25(Fri)05:45:31 No.12693224

>>12693221
okay im gonna go outside and ask the first person I see to do an activity with me

Anonymous
12/19/25(Fri)06:21:24 No.12693248

Anonymous 12/19/25(Fri)06:21:24 No.12693248

>>12693146
I have like 2 guys I sometimes talk to over Instagram. Does that counts as friends?

Anonymous
12/19/25(Fri)06:51:57 No.12693287

Anonymous 12/19/25(Fri)06:51:57 No.12693287

>>12693224
don't talk to other people without permission. if the want to be your friend, they'll let you know
the reason you don't have any friends is because no one wants to be your friend
please don't try to force people into being your friend
that's cringe and weird

Anonymous
12/19/25(Fri)08:53:51 No.12693439

Anonymous 12/19/25(Fri)08:53:51 No.12693439

>>12693287
*holds gun to your head*
Not so hard to be my friend now, ain't it?

Anonymous
12/19/25(Fri)08:55:50 No.12693444

Anonymous 12/19/25(Fri)08:55:50 No.12693444

>>12693287
are you like that in real life? Go fuck yourself.

Anonymous
12/19/25(Fri)09:23:54 No.12693472

Anonymous 12/19/25(Fri)09:23:54 No.12693472

>>12693444
3 same numbers!