I missed the toilet ring and pissed all over my bathroom's floor.
>>12693241Were you trying to pee in the dark -_-
>>12693242No, I was too distracted playing Zelda Tears of the Kingdom on my Switch and then I just peed on the ring itself and it splashed all over.
>>12693242Aren't we all?
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>>12693244Lmao
>>12693241>>You are not a partner; you are a religious artifact. One does not expect a return on investment from a deity; one offers tithes to keep it within reach.That's my pissing mindset peace
>>12693260You didn't check my dubs you stupid fucking bitch.
>>12693260The good news is my pee doesn't stink at all, it's as if I was peeing water itself.
>>12693264Woah calm down buddy its just dubs
>>12693265What a relief
>>12693266Nice dubs, BITCH.
>>12693241happens to the best of us
>>12693241i piss sitting down for this reason + wasting time on the clock
>>12693270Get well soon
>>12693273based
>>12693274Get sick soon
>>12693277Did I forget something?
>>12693241at less you can clean the bathroom.
>>12693267Yeah!>>12693273I was also sitting... I just push my dick inwards.
>>12693283I just did.
>>12693292>just push*I just DIDN'T push it inward.
I wipe my pecker off with toilet paper after peeing bc I hate when the rest of the urine goes in your undergarmentsKinda unrelated tho oh well
The special juice kinda shrunk it for me. Since then, my unwieldy bush has every once in a while kinda caught it and turned it away from the bowl. The muscles around there are also kinda weaker in general, least for me. I'm trying to do so kegels. You have to be careful IgYour fortune: Good Luck
>>12693301Yeah me too sometimes lel
>>12693421Wtf are you talking about ?
>>12693421i hate that ik what the "special juice" is
>>12693440What, steroids?
>>12693241So what? Just get your mom to lick it up.
>>12693458I live by myself.........
>>12693465 Well then you'll just have to lick it up yourself won't you
>>12693470Nah I'll just give your mom a call instead
Lately my dick has been sprinkling piss all over even though i'm aiming correctly. Like it forms 2 or 3 different streams, all in different directions and i don't even know the reason
>>12693486Your dickhole is probably filled with dry cum or something.
>>12693281you'r the worst and be better thank u
>>12693486One day I had enough of this random cursed hose and sponging my pee off the floor and walls with toilet paper, now I "just sit" as zen monks say and it genuinely skyrocketed my inner piss
>>12693241sorry to hear that
