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I just had a cup of water and felt something in my mouth after gulping and it was a huge mosquito I looked in my cup and saw spider webs...I think I swallowed a spider with whatever goo it ate from the mosquito since I carefully looked at it and noticed it was mostly flaky skin.
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>>12693648
why you drink old water?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>12693648
how dirty is your room if there are bugs in your cup holy shit
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>>12693681
I poured fresh water in my favorite cup this morning after leaving it on my desk overnight. A stupid spider decided to camp there and caught the mosquito. Too much of a pussy to induce vomiting and too much of a pussy to look up what happens when you swallow something that uses venom to kill.
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>>12693686
your digestive system will likely take care of it, so i wouldn't worry
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>>12693648
I AM TURNING INTO A HORSE
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>>12693648
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>12693702
maybe you should stop galloping

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12693686
The best thing to do is eat a live bird that would eat the spider
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>>12693726
Do birds eat spiders?
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>>12693648
you dont wash your cups before pouring water?
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>>12693648
this is nice board

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>12693733
Some do yeah like owls and ravens
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Swallow a live owl OP
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Or some kind of lizard
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>>12693750
I h8 hot doggers trying to make competition that's for sure ...woof woof
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>>12693755
A basilisk?
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>>12693764
Yeah if you can find one that would do it



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