I just had a cup of water and felt something in my mouth after gulping and it was a huge mosquito I looked in my cup and saw spider webs...I think I swallowed a spider with whatever goo it ate from the mosquito since I carefully looked at it and noticed it was mostly flaky skin.
>>12693648why you drink old water?Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12693648how dirty is your room if there are bugs in your cup holy shit
>>12693681I poured fresh water in my favorite cup this morning after leaving it on my desk overnight. A stupid spider decided to camp there and caught the mosquito. Too much of a pussy to induce vomiting and too much of a pussy to look up what happens when you swallow something that uses venom to kill.
>>12693686your digestive system will likely take care of it, so i wouldn't worry
>>12693648I AM TURNING INTO A HORSE
>>12693648AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>12693702maybe you should stop gallopingYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12693686The best thing to do is eat a live bird that would eat the spider
>>12693726Do birds eat spiders?
>>12693648you dont wash your cups before pouring water?
>>12693648this is nice boardYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12693733Some do yeah like owls and ravens
Swallow a live owl OP
Or some kind of lizard
>>12693750I h8 hot doggers trying to make competition that's for sure ...woof woof
>>12693755A basilisk?
>>12693764Yeah if you can find one that would do it