I pretend to be normal and have a normie job and everything but I'm secretly very fucked up

>>12696690
You kill hookers or something?

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Nope. Even the people who attempt to come across as normal break kayfabe eventually

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>>12696691
We call it "the Lords work"

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>>12696694
>>12696696
Do you have one of those 64 ounce refillable trucker mugs they sell at trucker stops?

>>12696699
Why would I

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>>12696704
Wtf I thought you'd be a trucker you really are a freak if you picked up hooker killing without a trucker license

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>>12696706
What, you don't have hobbies?

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>>12696706
I'm not some freak who just randomly kills hookers for the fun of it
I only kill the hookers God tells me to kill
I'm on a divine mission

>>12696707
Only licensed and safe ones.
>>12696708
Tell me about God

>>12696711 (nice dubs!)
>Tell me about God
read the bible nigger

>>12696717
A bit dry

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>>12696684
The very concept of normalcy is impossible. I think a lot of the misery in existence is ASSUMING we understand each other in this broken little system we've derived. "How could all people all think this way" One asks when it is actually foundationally broken concepts that can't be articulated making everyone miserable because of their perceived inherent sense but in actuality we're slaves to tribal lunar speak leading to literally mad actions. Trapped in private language games, often mistaking mutual incomprehensibility for moral failure; And the more convinced we are that we’re finally being "clear", the deeper we often dig the hole.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

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>>12696739
I don't get why Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo in the first place. Those Buffalo buffalo are just going to retaliate and buffalo the Buffalo buffalo that buffaloed them right back, thus continuing the never-ending cycle of Buffalo buffalo buffaloing Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo. It just never stops until a Buffalo buffalo get the courage to stand up against buffaloing and say "No, I'm not going to buffalo any more Buffalo buffalo, even if those Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The buffaloing of Buffalo buffalo stops with ME".

I am starting to think that no, there aren't any normal s4sers. Some of you kill hookers without a license, some of you are obsessed with buffalo, and one guy reads really dry books. None of this is normal and is really quite disturbing. I am not sure what I expected.

>>12696754
you're mom is normal

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>>12696741
We need a buffaloing nuclear option. Should any Buffalo buffalo ever again buffalo even a single Buffalo buffalo, then every buffaloed Buffalo buffalo across the herd will instantly buffalo that offending Buffalo buffalo and every Buffalo buffalo who has ever buffaloed any Buffalo buffalo simultaneously, relentlessly, and without mercy, until no Buffalo buffalo capable of buffaloing another Buffalo buffalo remains able to buffalo any Buffalo buffalo ever again.

Your fortune: Outlook good

Me

>>12696757
I know your mom better than you know my mom

>>12696761
How would that work?

>>12696773
yeah she told me she used to work with you. she said you were nice

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>>12696815

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>12696684
Being normal goes against the s4s chivalry code

>>12696684
I am

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>>12696952
ynbn
You Will Never Be Normal

>>12696955[DUBS]
I am, i'm a normie

there are some normies on s4s its prety gross

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>>12696984
if they're on esfores they can't be total normies

I wonder who the most normie s4ser is here, probably Taco Kid.

>>12696684
i have tried being a normie but it just doesn't work for me

>>12697543
Taco Kid is literal truck driving pedo who posts king of the hill porn and bodycam videos
ain't nothing normie about that
he even called me a normie once for calling him a pedo

>>12697547
King of the Hill - Normie shit
Truckers - Normies
Pedo - doesn't he post wood chippers whenever people claim to be pedos? (normie)

>>12697548
He also is unironic MAGA (ultra normie)

>>12696987
it is normie to invade spergo spaces and impose their normiedom, they cant help themselves

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>>12696684
Yeah lol idk who though

>>12698630
>>12697543
Yeah who is normi

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>>12698643

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Kill namefigs. Behead namefigs. Roundhouse kick a namefig into the concrete. Slam dunk a namefig baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy namefigs. Defecate in a namefigs food. Launch namefigs into the sun. Stir fry namefigs in a wok. Toss namefigs into active volcanoes. Urinate into a namefigs gas tank. Judo throw namefigs into a wood chipper. Twist namefigs heads off. Report namefigs to the IRS. Karate chop namefigs in half. Curb stomp pregnant namefigs.Trap namefigs in quicksand. Crush namefigs in the trash compactor. Liquefy namefigs in a vat of acid. Eat namefigs. Dissect namefigs. Exterminate namefigs in the gas chamber. Stomp namefig skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate namefigs in the oven. Lobotomize namefigs. Mandatory abortions for namefigs. Grind namefig fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown namefigs in fried chicken grease. Vaporize namefigs with a ray gun. Kick old namefigs down the stairs. Feed namefigs to alligators. Slice namefigs with a katana.

>>12698659
Found the NPC normie

>>12698659
not who doe he's cool

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>>12698659
namefigs are s4s cvltvr though

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I'm normal and handsome now, but still have remnant traits of ugly loser nerd me from years past.

Me posting here right now is the proof of those remnants. Old habits die hard.

>>12696684
me im extremely normal & not possesd by teh DeviltmR =3

>>12698760
prove it

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>>12698672
>>12698643
normies can't be cool which one of you is liying

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>>12696944
unchecked doubles on the last page!

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this isnt fucking normla

>>12700057
hmm hmm

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