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Anonymous Archived
12/22/25(Mon)02:35:32 No.12697356
Anonymous 12/22/25(Mon)02:35:32 No.12697356 Archived
god emperor chicken

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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King's
12/22/25(Mon)08:48:52 No.12697705
King's 12/22/25(Mon)08:48:52 No.12697705
It is the 41st millennium. For more than a hundred centuries the Cock Emperor is perched immobile on the Golden Coop. He is the master of Cockkind by the will of the hens and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible flocking armies. He is a feathered carcass strutting invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Chicken Technology. He is the Carrion Cock of the vast Imperium of Cockkind for whom a thousand eggs and twice as many grubs are sacrificed every day so that he may never truly moult.Yet even in his deathless state, the Cock Emperor continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty feathered battleflocks cross the daemon infested miasma of the warp, the only route between distant stars, their way lit by the Astronomiclaw, the psychic manifestation of the Cock Emperor's dawn crowing will. Vast armies give battle in His name on uncounted worlds. Greatest amongst His soldiers are the Adeptus Astartes, the Space Cocks, bio engineered super chickens. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Astra Militarum and countless planetary militias. The Cockperium fights each day to rid itself of aliens, heretics, mutants and worse. Despite the Cockperium's size and power, it is never entirely victorious. Every day it faces perfidy of foxes and scratching treachery from within. Every day it must crush uprisings among the hen priestess hood. Every day its enemies grow stronger more hungry.Yet there is a light that beacons across the stars. The Cock Emperor protects. Doodle does not end until doodle do.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Anonymous
12/22/25(Mon)09:01:13 No.12697729
Anonymous 12/22/25(Mon)09:01:13 No.12697729
https://youtu.be/abFyRNwNBBI?si=0OFvtFlGpE5tsDug
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Anonymous
12/22/25(Mon)12:33:08 No.12698006
Anonymous 12/22/25(Mon)12:33:08 No.12698006
There's like a chicken chaos marine time travelling to the year 1999 hellbent on stopping the evil god emperor Yosho

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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Anonymous
12/22/25(Mon)12:37:33 No.12698008
Anonymous 12/22/25(Mon)12:37:33 No.12698008
hell's chicken

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Anonymous
12/22/25(Mon)12:44:25 No.12698015
Anonymous 12/22/25(Mon)12:44:25 No.12698015
s40ks

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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Anonymous
12/22/25(Mon)18:23:15 No.12698544
Anonymous 12/22/25(Mon)18:23:15 No.12698544
What do the double headed cocks represent on his armor?
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Anonymous
12/22/25(Mon)18:28:49 No.12698549
Anonymous 12/22/25(Mon)18:28:49 No.12698549
>>12698544
they represent dubs
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Anonymous
12/22/25(Mon)18:49:04 No.12698564
Anonymous 12/22/25(Mon)18:49:04 No.12698564
>>12698544
they represent the duality of chicken. sometimes chicken do, and sometimes chicken don't
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Catfish
12/22/25(Mon)19:06:54 No.12698594
Catfish 12/22/25(Mon)19:06:54 No.12698594
>>12698544
The palantine aquilla is the emperor's personal sigil and it represents not forgetting the past and looking towards the future.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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I fucking love puzzles
12/22/25(Mon)19:07:32 No.12698596
I fucking love puzzles 12/22/25(Mon)19:07:32 No.12698596
>>12698594
This plus based
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I fucking love puzzles
12/22/25(Mon)19:16:36 No.12698609
I fucking love puzzles 12/22/25(Mon)19:16:36 No.12698609
>>12697356
This is some real fucking heresy shit right here
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Anonymous
12/23/25(Tue)07:52:46 No.12699211
Anonymous 12/23/25(Tue)07:52:46 No.12699211
>>12697705
well memed, my friend
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Anonymous
12/23/25(Tue)07:57:40 No.12699216
Anonymous 12/23/25(Tue)07:57:40 No.12699216
Warhammer is so damn gay lol
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King's
12/23/25(Tue)08:07:19 No.12699225
King's 12/23/25(Tue)08:07:19 No.12699225
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>>12699216
I mean yes. Lesbian Adepta Sororitas everywhere. Greased up muscled Adeptus Custodes in almost nothing waiting for the next 10,000 cool down.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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King's
12/23/25(Tue)15:06:20 No.12699567
King's 12/23/25(Tue)15:06:20 No.12699567
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>>12699211
Well dubsed, my friend

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