Do you like Monster Energy? If you do, can you describe your favorite one?
I like tropical
um yea the original flavor. It tastes like green apple because it's green, and is super cool because it has energy in it
Original probably, it’s great. (It doesn’t taste like green apple)May even pacific punch
>>12698988my allegiance will always be with the original flavor with sugaroccasionally i will drink a monster assault when the opportunity arises because i drank it as a lad and it is the only other one i recognize because i don't like the juice ones i just want something carbonated even if it tastes kind of like medicineYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Mango Loco and Pacific PunchUltra flavors taste too much like chemicals
my favorite is purpan, it reminds of hard candy cherry flavor.
Moca loca, lemonade rehab and idk if they make em still but orangeade and pink/red tea were bomb. Rest of them suck dog shit and are just memes/marketing to blame teenagers and diacordersI find it ironic people who thrive on being woke to garbage bought into marketing. The original tastes like shit tooYour fortune: Better not tell you now
peanuut flavoure. it is brown brOWN BROWN!Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12698988I'm more of a Red Bull guy myself. Monster has always had a chalky, "chemical" flavor to it that I just can't get into. I tried the white Monsters when those became popular and while it was better than the original Monster, it still isn't as good as a Red Bull
>>12698988dubsI've never drank any of these drinks
i don't even drink energy drinks for the energy anymore i drink for the flavor
>>12698988monster has a alcoholic version of it and when you put about two shots of yager in the tall cans of it you can get drunk as fuck
>>12698988The drink of choice for personality-less zoomers.
>>12699317I bought one of those out of boredom and it probably tastes better than the real shit Also it's pitiful there's warheads four lokos and arizona hard tea now. No that isn't being marketed to kids nope nothing to see thereYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12699317What's the point of the alcoholic version if you're just going to add even more alcohol to it? You could just buy the normal version and add alcohol if you want btw
>>12698988native marketing thread, may your dubs go unchecked
>>12699319show us an example of your amazing personality
>>12699369uh oh, looks like kyle is having a meltdown again!
>>12698988Monster Ultra. There's a certain wang to Absolute Zero that Ultra doesn't have.Your fortune: Better not tell you now
The green nitro one very refreshing
>>12698988Does monster make you beat your kids?Your fortune: Bad Luck