henlo esfores, there had been some time since my last blogpost but here im gonna update everything, basically im currently still a neet beacuse is too cold outside so thats basically it, i pass my exam to enter uni even if im too old to enter uni since i will enter with 22 years old and i will most probably be the oldest in the class and problaby no one will want to be my fren since im old and they will not be frens if they know there is an ebil conspirancy stalking me and trying to ruin my plans to become a normal human being, this will be they 4th time i venture into university, the city is a city that i sonly fill with good memories so i hope to make more and i have plans for everything to go well this time, i will join extracurricular activities where i will socialize and have frens, i will beat my agarophobia and not hide in the restrooms never again, and i will finish the first semester this time, this is waht i will try to do even if the naggers and idont even know exactly whar the naggeers want from me but yeah this is all too absurd, u might not beleive me but mrbeast know me, yes is riduculous and i undesrtand u dont believe me but its true mr beast knows me wtf is this, in waht moment this happenned.so as my plan normiemaxxing arc code 2.0 was plan to start just the day after knowing the results of my exam but for reasons that cannot be explaned publicly it started yesterday when i enter vrchat so i can learn to socialize and behave in a normal manner, my firt venture it went like this, so my mon bought me a new laptop and now i can decently play vidya, but returning to the main theme, well i enter vrchat i have a skin that looks very serious is like a blue cat with a raincoat so i like it and went with it, so the first world i enter is a fishing game and while reading the rules and tutorial i can hear people talking in real time so it was a little scary but i touch a thing and it teleported me to a lake, so i try to start fishing but it doesnt work
but then something happened, as while i was trying to fish a guy approached me and he started touching my nose!!! I just satanded quetly not knowing what to do but then he leave, but in the end i wasnt able to fish, so i just leave and went into a among us world, when i enter i had to enter a room full of people who were talkin so it was kinda sacry but i enter and nobody noticed me so ok, so the game starts and i have crewmate so i start doing misión but idk how to do them but i cant do one so two people enter the room, so i actívate voice chat and say, does anybody knows how to do this mision? And then they instantly leave the room cuz i say it in such austisc way, then i dont even spealy again i keep playing but wehn someone press the button i think is akward cuz i dont speak and they are thinkin im wierd and i dk where possionate myself cuz i look at people and the eye contact is weird so everyone is thinkin im mean and unfriendly so i leave the game to changue my skin cuz i notice my fase was serious so if i have a skin with a happe fase i will look more friendly so i go to the lobby i start the game but i thoiught it was gonna be empty but there is people but yeah i go to the mirror to changue skin and i find one of a computer man with a happe fase so i choose it and when i go to the mirror a kid says, hello computer man!. Enough i leave. Tomorrow i will enter with more energy and i have the mission of having a small conversation with a person.after a long research for the truht i have took the decisión of converting to judaism, as for now, i will recognize Israel as a sovereign nation, i will stricctly follow the 10 comandments which were given to my savior moises muñoz in the mount sinai who rescued my people from egypt slavery and i will also follow the 613 rules that appear in the torah, this will be the last christmas i will celebrate since i asked santa for a hiccaway so i can take care of my hiccups
and i think i had been a nice kid so i hope santa can grants my wishe, i will be celebrating hanukkah next year also im planning my circumsicion but im still researching how to do it so if anyone here is circumsiced or knows how to do it, any help is appreciatedso as u know, im not only a neet, but a comfy rich neet, even i dont work and i dont wake up with an alarm like wagies have to, i was able to make a patrimony for myself of 7000 pesos, now u are probably asking, how were u able to make that much money without working, well listen to the way, the comfy rich neet way. First u need to understand that avoiding any type of taxes is vital, that means not owning anyting, do not own a house, a car or a child, you are gonna achieve this by living with your parents and basically be a leech, make your parents buy and make you food like the special neet tendies to survive also make them wash your clothes that u fill with cum every night so u can stay as comfy as posible, now that u understanded that reducing expenses to 0 is vital, now, how are u gonna make money? Well easy there are various tecniques that could take years to master but once u learn them, money will be filling ur arches very fast, the ways to make money are keeping the changue whenever ur parents send u to buy something, always be initiave to be the one who buys thing so that u can keep the changue. Then there is choremaxxing, offer urself to wash the dishes, the car or the house in exgangue for money u can do this while listening to music and is nice since is good to be comfy yeah but also apporting sometimes is good, the third but not least important is stealing from ur parents, only use this one when u need the money fast for drucks or something else and do not steal more tan 200 pesos a day since they can find out. I will be saving money until i can travel to Israel and reunite with my people, Am Yisrael Jai.
Ok so that was it, i will be blogposting everyday my normiemaxxing arc until i enter uni and leave s4s as my last normiemaxxing step, i dont have much images like i used to have cuz i deleted everything from my old laptop, so sending any images will be nice, i like anine pics with any reaction and any bury pink is welcomed too, so yeah what will happen next? Welcome to the eduardo show, tunning everyday at 8pm, i didnt want to do this but they made me do it, happe nicemas everybody and thamsk anyone who readed my blog
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