The only thing I managed to get for Christmas was a bigger sofa.
>>12701308That's a win, Merry Christmas man!Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
looks great for drink liquor on + reading dirty magazines while listening to Black Sabbath and Motorhead until you pass out
>>12701330this
>>12701308Dude, that sofa looks so GREAT , congratulations
>>12701330No cocaine?
>>12701384No hookers?
>>12701388>reading dirty mags drunk and coked up while two hookers go at it with 80s metal blasting in the backgroundWhy can't this be me.
>>12701396Because you don't want to
drink liquor on + reading dirty magazines while listening to Black Sabbath and Motorhead, with cocaine and hookers. And everyone's invited for Christmas.
this is nice sofa
>>12701396So los blissful