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People don't know I'm kind because I'm too gangster

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I am 6'4" and absurdly autistic and I've realized that people mistake my social ineptitude for bad-ass social confidence. Like I'll say something insanely stupid that only a super-autist would say but because I'm like really tall and conventionally attractive people are like "oh wow he must be a giga-chad who just doesn't give a fuck" when really I just am too autistic to understand what "fuck" even is. Anyways they just keep throwing promotions to me at work even though I don't deserve them and I'm just like... okay... I'll just let AI handle all of this shit. And with some skillful copy and pasting, continuing to show up to meetings and in-person get-togethers being 6'4", and by continuing to be absolutely unapologetic for my many, many social faux-paxs I just continuing succeeding and I'm wondering how far this goes. Anyways this is the king of tldr posts and I very high doubt anyone even read this shit, also I'm drunk as shit right now because obviously I don't have to work because obviously it's a holiday and I'm smoking some really high quality weed vapes and drinking some very tasty hard seltzers and fuck... fuck I forgot why I even started responding to this post. Anyways, bune raven is a meme, but I doubt anyone has even read that far, so fuck it.
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>>12701520
they call me 50
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>>12701528
Kisses you on the forehead
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>>12701528
Accidentally hilarious post (in an endearing way).



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