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ebil in first? looks like it WILL be a rude year.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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hmm yes looks like a papre to me
(nice)

Oh look it's the retarded papre that literally nobody cares about and would fall off the board after 8 replies if not for the tranny mafia that necrobamps it into oblivion.

>>12714050
Grave of the Fireflies in Esforesquire.

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>12714076
Oh look, it's the tranny-pedo-scat-sōy poster who can't create anything so it has to attack what other people create. Kill yourself out of [s4s].

>>12714076
no offense but you're unloveable
don't take offense to that it's not that big a deal

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i cant read is it ok if i just pretend i did

>>12714050
oh boy my favorite paper! I always enjoy reading these! Thank you so much OP for posting, I love you!!
>>12714076
very rude and uncalled for but also simply untrue

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>>12714138
thats fine friend :)

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>>12714150
i dont know what you said im sorry

>>12714050
haha look omg I'm in the papers I'm in the papers

>>12714159
you're a gabaghoul, jimmy

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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>>12714169
But you're in the papers too
are you a gabaghoul too?

>>12714177
I don't run the papers anymore billy maybe they didn't come overe there and tell ya that

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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>>12714180
there was a reason they let you go

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after all these years, bune raven finally gets mentioned in the official [s4s] paper
she's finally a meme now...

>>12714050
rip onpu poster so sad ;_; perchance

>>12714197
at least they went out doing what they love...
cocaine

>>12714076
kys you piece of shit

>>12714076
>the tranny mafia that necrobamps it into oblivion.
source?

>>12714133
Lol it's funny you think you're creating "oc". You're just copy pasting other people's posts. That doesn't sound very creative to me. Looks like you're more of a content aggregator than anything.

>>12714483
not him but you're retarded and you sound like a fag

>>12714185
it was always a meme :)

>>12714483
s4s always had newspapers newfag
kys

*walks into a stranger's house, sees them pouring cereal*
oh look, it's le cereal that nobody cares about except for the stupid pedo trannies that live in this house, yeah I'm the only person who really belongs here, you stupid necrobumpers should just leave

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>>12714369
Hurrdrurr we don't necrobump stuff. Post your dialator collection, tranny

>>12714578
not a tranny

>>12714050
nice papre

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>>12714050
Thanks for all your hard work Ploop! A new yeare!!

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Nice papre, I readit

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12714614
cute beary

AI slop and not-memes is what I should've expected from this paper.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>12714865
STOP USING THAT FUCKING WORD!!!!!
Go back to Bluesky faggot.

>>12714133
dubs

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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>>12715036

>>12714185
no
>>12714519
no

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>>12714133
>>12714865

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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>>12715443

>>12714865
AI 'slop' is good actually.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>12714050
this information should be headlines on the papre ...caz I have run cryptographic studies and the results are staggering s4s is not a NSA honey pot not even CIA because the cryptographic analysis reveal that a 4 is an A which hints strongly to the British SAAS and logically the pedo fags we encounter here are not a coincidence

>>12715486
Thanks bune raven fan #2

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>12714076
>nobody cares
How would you explain the various anons who thank op for the past 42 issues. They do care and there is a lot of different anons.
>necrobump
Its not, because this is relevent, so others get to have a chance to read it, this is an s4s newspaper that records events happening each week(?) Or until the next issue.

Your fortune: Average Luck

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>>12715498
i can't even make fun of this post

>>12714177
dubs

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Why are there people who hate everything? Everything is cringe or unfunny or degenerate and anyone who enjoys anything is a pedo tranny or something according to them. How do you live life like that? Enjoying literally nothing? What does a person go through that makes them like that?
It makes me sad.

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>>12715862

>>12715862
lole this >>12715864 unironically
this mindset has been on 4chan for as long as it has existed. people always try to tear down those who try to contribute. maybe they're insecure, or maybe they really are just nasty people. who knows

>>12715862
i don't like people with ulterior motives desu

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>12714050
I'm there , happy happy

>>12715908
*since dumpf election

>>12715864
On this note, I don't think that conservative parents who are strict no devices understand how narcissistic they come across as. "We can play plate games, car color games, and tell stories on 5+ hour car rides!" Yeah, I'm sure you're captains of charisma, Plain Jane and Joe Schmo from middle of nowhere Oklahoma.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>12715511
dubs

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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>>12716854
>>12716576
two same fortunes is pretty lesbian

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>12716191
No it was like that even before. It's just gotten worse since because more of the nice creative people have left leaving the mean ones to be more prominent.

>>12714050
WHAT

>>12714133
>>12714226
>>12714541
you ain't gonna do shit

>>12715486
>>12715493
Two of the same fortunes.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

paber bump

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>>12717796

>>12717515
WHY

>>12719600
DUBS

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i cant believe im finally in the paper and its because i was whining about drug threads lol

>>12714050
I rlly rlly liek how the little burys have 2026 glasses on lol it’s very cute

probably snca but shemmy.tv is now back as shemmy.lol (both domains work anyhow as the first redirects to the 2nd)

>>12714050
Yeeee no eat duggies
Bbbbb..ut they tastey

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>12720455
dubs

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>12721445
off by 1!

>>12720927
Oh that's cool

we papin to da max

>>12721394
for the next issue:
anone (me) uses the ai to make cute pictures of small homu hugging the legs of her friends (and other girls!)
anone (still me) is happy to take requests for other girls (legs or huggers)

OH BOY CANT WAIT FOR THIS DAYS PAPRE XD

>>12723723
i wonder how many lines of unnecessary namefig mentions we will get this time xD :D

Your fortune: Average Luck

this is really nice papre thank you i read it

I will never b good enough ro be in the esforeisquier.,..

Your fortune: Bad Luck