[s4s] - I just came and I only have 1 paper towel left. No - Sh*t 4chan Says

Anonymous

01/09/26(Fri)15:31:35 No.12723886

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Anonymous 01/09/26(Fri)15:31:35 No.12723886 Archived

I just came and I only have 1 paper towel left. Now my ass is sweaty and I'm covered in cum.

Which do I wipe first? Do I wipe my cum first and then get cum on my cheeks, or do I wipe my ass and get fecal fart sweat on my dick?

Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)15:38:57 No.12723905

Anonymous 01/09/26(Fri)15:38:57 No.12723905

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>>12723886
Too many adjectives! "Fart sweat" would have been enough.

Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)15:44:54 No.12723922

Anonymous 01/09/26(Fri)15:44:54 No.12723922

>>12723886
you cut off your penis and let the blood flow out until you die from blood loss

seuss
01/09/26(Fri)16:05:05 No.12723938

seuss 01/09/26(Fri)16:05:05 No.12723938

>>12723886
They always worry about oversexed males, but they never worry about undersexed males until the last minute...!

Your fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)21:21:07 No.12724302

Anonymous 01/09/26(Fri)21:21:07 No.12724302

>>12723922
no please

Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)21:22:40 No.12724304

Anonymous 01/09/26(Fri)21:22:40 No.12724304

>>12723886
how did u get out of this pickle op

Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)21:23:15 No.12724305

Anonymous 01/09/26(Fri)21:23:15 No.12724305

>>12723905
thank you comedy genius and correct opinion haver John Oliver

Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)23:58:03 No.12724468

Anonymous 01/09/26(Fri)23:58:03 No.12724468

I thought this would be farther down by now

Anonymous
01/09/26(Fri)23:59:33 No.12724472

Anonymous 01/09/26(Fri)23:59:33 No.12724472

gross messages and pictures