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whats something you envy about the opposite gender?
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a girl can enjoy girly things without being gay, a femboy or trans
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>>12728338
Me & You~

Oh,
uh
I envy the fashion freedom women have.
and that's literally it.
girliepops are constantly scrutinized.
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>>12728338
I envy the fact that even mid, 6/10 roasties can have men simp for them and make millions on onlyfans by taking shitty, low quality selfies
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>>12728338
All you need to success in life is be moderately hot/cute.
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>>12728353
That's hilarious and not something to be envied. Clown world things are delightful (and often collapse on themselves)
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>>12728351
true, men's fashion does suck
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it's easier to be cute as a girl than as a boy
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>>12728338
generally just how much smaller they are and how wildly you can vary your appearance day to day because it's mostly defined by what you're wearing and how to do your hair, also you can't really be alone unless you're so menhera you drive everyone away
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>>12728357
It's not so funny when I work hard to barely make ends meet while every few months there is a new story about some whore who started an OF on her birthday and made $3million in the first few minutes
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>>12728376
I wanted to say hardly anyone makes money on OF but the median is $160/mo wtf it's literally free money for being cute I'm mad now
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i hate women and esfores should ban women tbh

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12728376
well if it makes you happier anon most of the OF girls go poor after a week when the men get bored of them
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>>12728338
>>12728392
what's up with this red konater? is this ebil konater?
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>>12728396
maybe.....
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>>12728390
Love em or hate em can't live without em

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>12728390
I have good news for you: there are no women on s4s. None. Zero. It's all men. Even the ones who say they are women are only """women""" if you catch my drift
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>>12728409
this is real, when i posted my first thread here my pussy closed and a dick grew !
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>>12728338
creativity

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vTHiN6Qwdgs

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>12728338
girls have an easier time getting secks
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>>12728431
hentai
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>>12728431
itd bad sev and it litetally drivrs them mentallu ill
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>>12728431
sex is nice but once you have it and someone to regularly do it with it just becomes another bonus or thing that you do that feels good sort of like jerking it or even doing drugs
it's the companionship and being with someone that you love being around and sharing energies with that really matters
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>>12728466
I wish i had a partner sob
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>>12728522
we all do
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If a woman has gigantic H cup tits I really wanna know what that feels like

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>12728338
skin, i want a skin as bautiful as a woman
male hormones suck
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>>12728764
just take estrogen ezpz
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>>12728757
I've heard that it's unpleasant and that it gives a lot of back pain, tho i like playing whit mine so having tits its quite fun when there not hurting
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>>12728772
yeah I wanna feel the back pain so I can know for sure on what scale degree I am justified in being resentful of women who get breast reductions
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>>12728338
They get to get married and just stay at home raising kids which is preferable to working an actual job.
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>>12728786
Think of it this way it's like having options overload you know what I mean so many things to consider when selecting who to enter a partnership with if you don't want to rely entirely on just feels
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>>12728767
67! 67! 67!
Check it out everyone, he got 67 LOLE!!!!!!!
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I guess I'm envious that their most sensitive reproductive organs are safely tucked away internally with lots of cushioning instead of dangling in a sack of skin between their legs.
Having balls is fucking retarded
They get in the way and even the lightest tap produces crippling, shock-inducing, blackout levels of pain.
Girls think it's funny to joke about kicking guys in the balls and they don't realize just how bad it is
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>>12728783
one girl told me that it feels like having a backpack filled whit brick, tho an exaggeration i assume you can something similar to feel the back pain
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>>12728799
dubs
you know the saying "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" I feel this logic applies like having fat tits has to be the best feeling in the world and it overrides literally everything else but this is all conjecture
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>>12728338
Having the choice to free bleed or not
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>>12728786
funny enough i envy the life of working men since being stuck in the house sounds like hell
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>>12728821
Once the kids go to school and your hubby's at work you have pretty much the freedom to do whatever you want. Get your chores done, run some errands. It seems pretty nice
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>>12728823
i guess but i would much rather come home from work to see my cute husband whit a nice dinner ready, then fuck him
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>>12728840
gay
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>>12728852
how rude sob
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>>12728344
dubs

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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I wish I could be pretty like all the girls at my college, but I am just an ugly guy.
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>>12728772
stopstopstopstopstop stop making me jealous u dumb riku!!
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>>12729714
how about I let you play whit mine to make up to you
just kiddinggggg anon !!
.....unless
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>>12729941
....you'll be absorbed kirby style
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>>12729955
what, were i'm i
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>12729977
kehehehe double dubs
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>>12729993
I guess that just means I'm double lucky
I'll crack a soda to celebrate this luck, would you want one as well second me
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>>12729684
well you can always become a 'femboy' those are hip and trendy now
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>>12730009
sure, it's always nice once in a while
i got pretty lucky with my other post too so it's only fair
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>>12729941
i'll take the offer
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>>12730023
if you don't mind me asking, what was your post, I'll love to comment on it if its still up
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>>12730048
...... >>12729955
you need some dubs checking glasses
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>>12730052
I always forget to check
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>>12730055
checking double dubs again, you sure are a ***lucky star***.
hope i get some of that too
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>>12730041
just don't be to rough whit them anon (^_<)〜
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>>12730057
thanks *plays whit them*
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>>12730056
I'm sure you will Riku 2
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>>12730059
hehehe that feels good
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>>12730074
*gently squeezes*
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>>12730087
You're so sweet anon, I love that <3
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>>12730240
*moves them up and down*
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>>12730246
I bet you like seeing them bounce, don't you anon? hihi
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>>12730258
love the way they move *bounces them more*
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>>12730276
You make me feel so good anon ~
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>>12730286
same here *squeezes them*
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>>12730297
your making my nipples so hard anon
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>>12730311
good *gently pinches nipples*
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>>12730314
That feels nice anon, I don't think i ever want you to stop groping me
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>>12730328
the groping will never end *fondles them*
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>>12730314
off topic but dubs!
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>>12730405
wait no never mind, I'm blind as hell
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>>12728338
They have to go out of their way to try to not got married and have kids.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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their hair desu

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>12730405
>>12730408
This post >>12730314 has pi digits, so it may not be dubs, but is still cool number!

Wake up, Ebil Konater, so I can orbit yuo~
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>>12730405
I had a dream that anons were calling me a "larper" because of this and replaying whit that elephant and kid throwing stones image....
Weird dream -__-
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>>12730405
larper lole!!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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brown hair knater cute
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>>12731022
thank u avogadoposter
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>>12731018
nooouuuu
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>>12731022
>>12731044
checking these
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>>12731040
huh huh huh??? @_@
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>>12731054
whats so 'huh'
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>>12731249
dunno my primordial trust is gone
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>>12730408
it's not minded
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>>12731252
well then we better go looking for it
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>>12731301
https://voca.ro/1aqBcvFp2wlU
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>>12731306
i think you might want to back down on the cigars bro, your one more pack from becoming a semi truck
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>>12731350
https://voca.ro/1csCvXwgISlK
what is a semi truck? what kind of insult is this
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>>12731356
Like how semi trucks sound, like EGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
But if your drunk you should probably stay away from semitrucks or any car for that manner
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>>12731370
you almost got me with the way you talk like im a normal person
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>>12731374
>you talk like im a normal person
I'm 50/50 percent sure your secretly a transformer
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>>12731378
who told you this thats classified information
*turns into a apache helicopter and flies away*
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>>12731381
What no come backkk
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>>12731886
uh okay, good morning
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velvet cake hair



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