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They want a "loser girlfriend" until you complain about your mom all the time, your room is a mess and no matter how much you clean it, it never stays that way, you don't eat, you get bad grades, you're indecisive about everything, you're emotionally dependent, you're intense, you stay in bed all day, and when you go out you try to stay out as late as possible so you don't have to go back to your house.
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scratcharoo
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i freakin hate my mom yo
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>>12729158
no, that's exactly what I want
because I live like that and I do that
I am a filthy piece of shit who lives in squalor and filth
I don't take care of myself, I have no motivation, and I want someone emotionally dependent on me
by some strange twist of fate I have a full-time job that I somehow succeed at and they're willing to pay me decently for
so somehow I'm self sufficient despite being an absolute worthless piece of shit
and I just want someone to share that with
who won't judge me
who will live in filth with me
I want someone I can be a piece of shit with
I want a warm body to cuddle who won't tell me I need to do better
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>>12729225
anyways, please move in with me OP
I'll take care of you and pay your bills and long as you let me hug you
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>>12729158 (OP)
I want you with me
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>>12729158
i 'd still fall in love. quite easily in fact

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