They want a "loser girlfriend" until you complain about your mom all the time, your room is a mess and no matter how much you clean it, it never stays that way, you don't eat, you get bad grades, you're indecisive about everything, you're emotionally dependent, you're intense, you stay in bed all day, and when you go out you try to stay out as late as possible so you don't have to go back to your house.
scratcharoo
i freakin hate my mom yo
>>12729158no, that's exactly what I wantbecause I live like that and I do thatI am a filthy piece of shit who lives in squalor and filthI don't take care of myself, I have no motivation, and I want someone emotionally dependent on meby some strange twist of fate I have a full-time job that I somehow succeed at and they're willing to pay me decently forso somehow I'm self sufficient despite being an absolute worthless piece of shitand I just want someone to share that withwho won't judge mewho will live in filth with meI want someone I can be a piece of shit withI want a warm body to cuddle who won't tell me I need to do better
>>12729225anyways, please move in with me OPI'll take care of you and pay your bills and long as you let me hug you
>>12729158 (OP)I want you with me
>>12729158i 'd still fall in love. quite easily in factYour fortune: Outlook good