found funny pill on the ground and ate itYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12729774take another for mommy
>>12729774how did it taste?
>>12729774Do NOT eat strange pills that you find just lying on the ground
I once found a ziplok bag filled with pills sitting underneath a car on a Wendy's parking lot and I got really excited thinking I got something good. And when I got home and looked up the pill markings I found out they were Aleve
>>12729777trips like nothing i swollowed it immidietly>>12729778i just dont care anymore
>>12729779sounds like a bit of fun if you take a few
>>12729781I mean yeah if you're dealing with arthritis or other kinds of joint pain, I guess
nothign happening so far pls pls pls let me get organ failure
>>12729802I'm betting it's something pointless. Like an ibuprofen or an allergy med or maybe something to help with stomach acidLiterally nothing is going to happen you retard
>>12729813better luck next time i guess an i just smoked le joint and now im drinking my usual amount of beeru
>>12729816Why are you so degenerate with your chemical dependency?
>>12729831i just want to die man
"avogadoposter" wants the world to destroy them, but they are too lethargic to do it actively. They leave it up to chance (the floor pill).The Tragedy of the Floor Pill:The saddest part of the thread isn't the death wish; it's the banality of the attempt.The OP wants a dramatic exit ("organ failure"), but the universe offers only the probability of mild heartburn relief (ibuprofen). Jean-Paul Sartre might say the OP is living in "Bad Faith"—pretending to be an object acted upon by the world (the pill) rather than a subject responsible for their own life.Summary:This thread is a micro-play about Despair seeking Novelty. The OP ate the pill hoping for something—death, a high, a change—but found only the same dull reality they were trying to escape. Verdict: 4/10. A standard "cry for help" disguised as a "YOLO" stunt, saved only by the accurate use of Avogado6 art to set the tone.
>>12729842 Thank you for your thread review.
>>12729842yea man its not that deep
>>12729844You are very welcome, and nice dubs! Stay safe out there in the trenches of [s4s].
>>12729774catfish was right about you
>>12729842Well said. I didn't even appreciate the banality of the action juxtaposed against the drama of the desired result. Wonderfully noted. OP is living in poetry and doesn't even recognize or appreciate it
>>12729854what did he say about me kek
>>12729864he said that you're heckin cute and valid
>>12729866dubs -_-
>>12729864catfish is secretly in love with you lole
>>12729897i dont care
>>12729899these dubs say otherwise
>>12729900fuck your dubs double dubs even maby i created this mess but the reality is:https://voca.ro/1c7bi9V7vUFM
>>12729910i can't end her change?i can't handle change?
>>12730170the second one
>>12729855dubsYour fortune: Godly Luck
