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Anonymous
fortune 01/17/26(Sat)09:36:05 No.12735868
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fortune Anonymous 01/17/26(Sat)09:36:05 No.12735868
can one of you guys appear at my door and murder me like right now please
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Anonymous
01/17/26(Sat)09:36:33 No.12735869
Anonymous 01/17/26(Sat)09:36:33 No.12735869
>>12735868
i fucking fucked up the fortune FUCK

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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avogadoposter
01/17/26(Sat)09:37:33 No.12735872
avogadoposter 01/17/26(Sat)09:37:33 No.12735872
>>12735868
no the crytsal dolphins wont do that
they let you suffer till you do it yourself
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Anonymous
01/17/26(Sat)09:37:45 No.12735873
Anonymous 01/17/26(Sat)09:37:45 No.12735873
>>12735868
eta: about two hours

Your fortune: Outlook good
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Anonymous
01/17/26(Sat)09:45:54 No.12735881
Anonymous 01/17/26(Sat)09:45:54 No.12735881
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>>12735868
no but i can hug you instead if you want
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Catfish
01/17/26(Sat)09:46:39 No.12735882
Catfish 01/17/26(Sat)09:46:39 No.12735882
>>12735881
THAT WOULD BE FAR MORE PAINFUL

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Yuji Sakai
01/17/26(Sat)09:50:01 No.12735885
Yuji Sakai 01/17/26(Sat)09:50:01 No.12735885
>>12735881
please cosplay rei for me and then we have sex
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Anonymous
01/17/26(Sat)09:52:35 No.12735887
Anonymous 01/17/26(Sat)09:52:35 No.12735887
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>>12735882
4u

Your fortune: Outlook good
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Anonymous
01/17/26(Sat)10:02:53 No.12735900
Anonymous 01/17/26(Sat)10:02:53 No.12735900
>>12735885
i consent.
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seuss
01/17/26(Sat)10:04:48 No.12735902
seuss 01/17/26(Sat)10:04:48 No.12735902
>>12735900
legal consent is noted as a physical or verbal agreement.

Things such as:
>nodding your head visibly
>speaking yes
>signing the phrase "I do," in modern ASL
>communicating "I would like to," in binary code
>or signing a contract indicating this

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
Anonymous
01/17/26(Sat)10:05:55 No.12735903
Anonymous 01/17/26(Sat)10:05:55 No.12735903
>>12735902
im doing all of these things at the same time right now
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seuss
01/17/26(Sat)10:06:50 No.12735904
seuss 01/17/26(Sat)10:06:50 No.12735904
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>>12735903
This is also consent.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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Anonymous
01/17/26(Sat)10:06:59 No.12735905
Anonymous 01/17/26(Sat)10:06:59 No.12735905
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>>12735873
hurry up please
>>12735881
i guess thats fine but you should stab me afterwards anyway

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Anonymous
01/17/26(Sat)10:08:34 No.12735906
Anonymous 01/17/26(Sat)10:08:34 No.12735906
>>12735905
jesus you're impatient. ill be there when i get there!

Your fortune: Outlook good
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Anonymous
01/17/26(Sat)10:13:44 No.12735910
Anonymous 01/17/26(Sat)10:13:44 No.12735910
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>>12735905
>should stab me afterwards anyway
i could never to that.
but i could make you some hot cocoa and listen to you sharing your problems and tell you that everything will be fine instead
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Yuji Sakai
01/17/26(Sat)10:15:24 No.12735911
Yuji Sakai 01/17/26(Sat)10:15:24 No.12735911
>>12735900
omg really????? ilusm
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Anonymous
01/17/26(Sat)11:45:39 No.12735994
Anonymous 01/17/26(Sat)11:45:39 No.12735994
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>>12735906
are you there yet
>>12735910
that would be nice

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Anonymous
01/17/26(Sat)11:49:47 No.12736000
Anonymous 01/17/26(Sat)11:49:47 No.12736000
>>12735868
If you really wanted this you'd post your address.
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Anonymous
01/17/26(Sat)13:50:03 No.12736123
Anonymous 01/17/26(Sat)13:50:03 No.12736123
>>12735868
Okay I'll bring you a bunch of crows and throw them at you. That's what to murder someone means right?
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Yesdoka
01/17/26(Sat)14:21:24 No.12736171
Yesdoka 01/17/26(Sat)14:21:24 No.12736171
>>12735868
Yeah post your address
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seuss
01/17/26(Sat)14:25:48 No.12736179
seuss 01/17/26(Sat)14:25:48 No.12736179
>>12735868
i don't wonder why women femsplain privacy to me

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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