hello, i am barnabis b barnabis, a doctor of [s4s] psychology. ive recently conducted an experiment you might have seen, but may not be aware it was one. the experiment was on the drawing power of a thread and if funnay hahas and high post effort were enough or if you could simply pose as another user and rake in big post bucks. the experiment is finished and i have concluded that if you pretend to be a known poster you are far more likely to receive engagement than if you were simply anonymous, in the thread “i got a job” i posed as a homosexual known as wish and it instantly became one of the highest traffic posts on this board. my conclusion is that pretending to be a namefig, especially a gay one, is far more likely to net mass replies than just being an anon, even if your post is of the lowest possible effort. i think with this information to properly bring good traction to your future posts, you should pretend to be wish.
i hope your experiment receives international recognition, anonmaybe the nicebel prize...
didn't read plus you're black you were good in beasts of no nation doeYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>12751046bro needed an experiment to find this....i hope u dont have the right to vote, or u dont plan to do it
>>12751046fucking skinwalking tranny faggot
>>12751055i would never say this
>>12751055>>12751060neither of you are me ,,,,,,,,,, im gonna do drugs
>>12751076youre also not me... im gonna take a shower
>>12751082>>12751076>>12751060stop doing this, i'm going to study for my exams now
that's why there aren't tripcodes here, that's how the board is supposed to work
>>12751055>>12751060>>12751076>>12751082>>12751084anon ... wait no that NOT right. wish pee on herself. yep u hear it right. wish pee on herselfYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12751086yes I did it, but only once, stop saying it
>>12751084stop pretending to be meee, i dropped out already
>>12751088>yes I did it, but only once, stop saying itno nuh uh wish pee on herself all the time. all on the flore and peepee gets everywhere and wish say "coreck me coreck me :D" in threads becaz she peepee urine pissed on herself.. yep
>>12751090shut uuup whagie
>>12751046I can certify that this is 100% true
duly noted. my name is wish now. besides wish is just an english word. it belonged to me to begin with
>>12751101it was promised to me 3000 years ago
>>12751098i wish a fishe
i wish for a board full of wishes
omg u guise srslyYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12751084im at work rn, cant study for another 3 hours
>>12751112I DONT
>>12751123wishes come true every dayYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12751123wish…
>>12751134wishmeat...
>>12751055>>12751088>>12751133all these dubsYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12751141dubs is my greatest wish
>>12751138stop the whishfull thinking
>>12751141wish trips when?
>>12751159soon, eventually
>>12751165promise?
>>12751153rapewish....
>>12751177these dubs confirm
>>12751199those dubs confirm!
>>12751199cuuuute bery checing le dubs
>>12751200dubs confirming dubs
>>12751200>>12751199>>12751177dub reply to dub reply to dub :O
thanks for curing me doc duh!
>>12751224such a nice and blessed thread
>>12751046congrats im never posting again! bye! have fun with the new wishes!
>>12751395one wish is gone, 3 more take their place...
>>12751395i myself,,,,,,,will stay even if i dont like itstop benig fake
>>12751411dubswish is eternal
>>12751407heil hydra
>>12751395tbh..... lole
>>12751434tbh can be said herre????????
>>12751469tbf is better lole/!!!?
>>12751469>69with wish>>12751477>dubstwice??!?
>>12751046Wish is a underage teenage boy so unless you want to get banned I would advise against this. What I have found is the posts with a meme work best. If you do not know a meme then perhaps you could make one and repost until more people notice and also join in. Names have nothing to do with interaction.
Unless you are a pedo chudcel
>>12751530>>12751534the hell are talking about weirdo? im 26 years old!!!!
>>12751530people have alredy called me underage but i'm not u just want to stop the funposting you are an ebil poster quite fooling around
>>12751530sub 80 iq retard posting /pol/ garbage and their dogshit stupid opinions
>>12751530retard
>>12751469>69with fish
this is me btw
>>12751915whats that in ur mouth?also, why are u eyes so red??ur scary...
>>12751922that’s a tongue, its in every mouth. my eyes are red because of rubbing doritos in my eye
>>12751928please dont doritos your eyes, its salty and will make ur eyes feel bad :^(
>>12751957mmm but i like pain
>>12751046Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
doritos is an anagram of clitoris
>>12752068no
>>12752068what seasoning does clitoris have?
Daily reminder that girls can masturbate by holding in the pwee
>>12752076girls dont marstubate
>>12752072spicy pickle
>>12752097is that the earthbound thingy?
>>12752130thinking of fuzzy pickle
>>12751922two same numbers!
>>12752371fuck you
What have you done?
>>12752445you must become a wish...one of uuuuss.....
>>12752446W-what is happening
>>12752452le wishfication has been complete...
>>12752445what had to be
>>12752477two same numbers!
>>12752666three same numbers!le debiil!!!!
for future reference >>12749854OP, i applaud you for you scientific research. The nature of scientific research does mean that experiments should be repeated in order to prove conclusions.Your research is most certainly groundbreaking, and the burden is upon us to test this conclusion.Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12752694this is nice boardYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>12751046pissing me off but thank you for admitting to faking, none of you are funny
>>12752739wiwiwiwi
>>12752739faker? youre the faker
>>12752739stop trying to be mean mei alredy said i like it
>>12751046>in the thread “i got a job” i posed as a homosexual known as wishwish is homo?
>>12753124yes i love cock,,,,,
>>12753404zomg I've got one of those o///o
>>12753406does it have s4skin? uwu
>>12753408n-no >///<
>>12753409mmm i only suck non jews but i guess i could give you a handy
>>12752913i dont but i also dont care really
>>12753522dubs!
painting my nails
>>12753409jews ruined you
>>12751046You will not persuade a higher being such as I.
>>12754859jew
>>12754877Human filth. Don't concern me with your meaningless tribes and qualms over power. I am a being that exists off of the Earth's energy alone. The alchemical prowess I possess is powerful enough to make your existence a true hell before you've even left your mind. At that rate, your descent will be one worsened by your self afflicting suffering. Die already! Take back and absorb your curses! You foul mouthed ape creature! Your monkey paws can only masturbate your penis as your useless body commands you to. Don't you dare raise an objection to me again!
>>12754888three same numbers!
>>12754834>>>/pol/>>12754877dubs, now >>>/pol/>>12754888pretentious freakYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12755948jew
there are currently 5 known wish or wish like entities posting on this board.reply with caution.*sip*Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>127559686
>>12755948sauce?
>>12755948It's better to be pretentious than a pretender.
>>12757031i don’t like you or your name tbh
>>12757056So you were molested as a little boy. wish was a little boy, and his dad raped him. That's so bad, because wish became bipolar and needs to rely on addictive substances to be happy. So not only did wishes dad fuck his life and butthole, but he made wish became a human women because the raping amde him more of a womin when he got rape din his buttness. So you don't like me? I'll just laiugh! You got raped once, and it'll happen again when you die!
>>12757085umm im the wish that has a pretty pussy and owns a chevy
>>12757085that's wrong this is fkagse false at all
>>12757088dubs
>>12757598failed dubs
>>12751046
>>12752739its a little funny
this one is staying on the front page.Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger