Why are catfishes called catfish? It's like they're literally a cat and a fish, even though they don't look much like fishYour fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12755501a catfish is a bottom feeder with an obvious feature that appears to be whiskers similar to a cat. thus catfish. they were named just like bluegill, slimehead, goosefish or toothfish. Many of these have been renamed things like Chilean Sea Bass because no one wants to eat a toothfish. That said, since no one has a problem with eating cats, catfish remains on the menu.Fun fact look up girls noodling for some super fucked up fun videos with southern hotties getting elbow deep in the hoohahs of fishes.
catfishes taste like garbage because they eat garbage
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>>12755505>catfish is a bottom feederchecks out
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>>12755501they r tricky like a cat and they taste like mud which makes sense cuz cats r dirty animals, plus they are also a fish. this get confusing however when u consider that cats r also fish. its like a double fish...Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12755501Because they have whiskers. How stupid are you, anyway? Do you know cats have whiskers as a trait of their body? You could call it a body trait. Or a characteristic. This is why a fish with "whiskers" can be called a catfish.
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