[s4s] - hypothetically speaking how would i get my neighbo - Sh*t 4chan Says

Anonymous

01/28/26(Wed)22:55:57 No.12756786

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Anonymous 01/28/26(Wed)22:55:57 No.12756786 Archived

hypothetically speaking how would i get my neighbours to let me babysit their dog without arousing suspicion

Moloko
01/28/26(Wed)23:00:01 No.12756793

Moloko 01/28/26(Wed)23:00:01 No.12756793

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>Oh, hello, I really like your dog and sometimes I’ve seen my dog looking at your house, my dog wants to meet you.

>*Take out le phone with Google Images 2006 of Golden Retrievers*

>My dog! Can I make sure they have a good time?

>*Lie* *Lie* *LIE*

>Le dummy neighbors : Surrre nigga!

Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)23:00:09 No.12756794

Anonymous 01/28/26(Wed)23:00:09 No.12756794

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noooo leave the pupper alone

Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)23:02:56 No.12756800

Anonymous 01/28/26(Wed)23:02:56 No.12756800

>>12756793
Excuse me, but who are you quoting?

Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)23:04:04 No.12756802

Anonymous 01/28/26(Wed)23:04:04 No.12756802

>>12756794
dont cry :3

Moloko
01/28/26(Wed)23:08:09 No.12756810

Moloko 01/28/26(Wed)23:08:09 No.12756810

>>12756800(DUBS)
The future

FUCHU NO. 10 PIG FARM
01/28/26(Wed)23:10:58 No.12756815

FUCHU NO. 10 PIG FARM 01/28/26(Wed)23:10:58 No.12756815

>>12756786
He will crawl over to your stinking pussy and sink his teeth into your rotten vagina and chew. I'll laugh...

Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)23:11:56 No.12756817

Anonymous 01/28/26(Wed)23:11:56 No.12756817

go back there

Anonymous
01/28/26(Wed)23:38:53 No.12756871

Anonymous 01/28/26(Wed)23:38:53 No.12756871

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answer my question

Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)01:01:14 No.12757025

Anonymous 01/29/26(Thu)01:01:14 No.12757025

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>>12756786
>hmmm yess, i will shamelessly falseflag with glegle to associate them with bestiality, surely people will not see through this clever ruse!! now everyone is sure to hate our beloved nonbinary animal >:Dc
ruders are not sending their best

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)03:07:39 No.12757204

Anonymous 01/29/26(Thu)03:07:39 No.12757204

>>12757025
Probably one of the soyjak posters

Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)06:15:55 No.12757344

Anonymous 01/29/26(Thu)06:15:55 No.12757344

>>12757025
Excuse me, but who are you quoting?

Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)06:46:12 No.12757369

Anonymous 01/29/26(Thu)06:46:12 No.12757369

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>>12757025
i'm not doing anything wrong and i'm not going to stop posting about my interests just to fit in

Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)06:55:52 No.12757373

Anonymous 01/29/26(Thu)06:55:52 No.12757373

Please dont fuck the dogs

Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)07:03:22 No.12757378

Anonymous 01/29/26(Thu)07:03:22 No.12757378

well, first of all do not talk about the dog's dick or sack. it's considered very unprofessional AND a red flag.

Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)08:08:58 No.12757421

Anonymous 01/29/26(Thu)08:08:58 No.12757421

>>12757378
experience?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)19:32:42 No.12758159

Anonymous 01/29/26(Thu)19:32:42 No.12758159

>>12757344
these dubs

wish
01/29/26(Thu)19:40:09 No.12758169

wish 01/29/26(Thu)19:40:09 No.12758169

>>12757369
tbf it sounds pretty bad when you say "without arousing suspicion"

Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)20:04:26 No.12758192

Anonymous 01/29/26(Thu)20:04:26 No.12758192

I am not even joking when I say this:

Do not rape animals

Anonymous
01/29/26(Thu)20:22:32 No.12758216

Anonymous 01/29/26(Thu)20:22:32 No.12758216

>>12758192
rape is a bit harsh

Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)10:08:19 No.12759133

Anonymous 01/30/26(Fri)10:08:19 No.12759133

>>12757373
One last check before you die thread

Anonymous
01/30/26(Fri)21:28:45 No.12760096

Anonymous 01/30/26(Fri)21:28:45 No.12760096

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>>12759133
YOU THOUGHT (doubles)