bouta tuck into a nice burritoYour fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12759141if she's so ugly, why can't i hit? :(Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
birds are not that importantYour fortune: Good Luck
>>12759141If it's in a burrito, it's fair game
>>12759145WrongBAVI
>>12759144FUCK OFF SEUSS THIS IS NOT BURRITO RELATED
>>12759151Literally nothing he says makes sense lol
>>12759151>>12759152full damage control mode, but for whatYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12759155for the dubsYour fortune: Good Luck
>>12759155BECAUSE YOU DON'T MAKE FUCKING SENSEI POSTED A BURRITO WITH A CHICKEN IN IT AND YOU POSTED SOMETHING COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT LIKE YOU DO IN EVERY THREAD!
>>12759156I haven't seen any taqueria in my neighborhood for twenty yearsYour fortune: Average Luck
>>12759157My posts make sense sometimes, you're just very mendacious and don't want to make sense of them.Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12759157you said ``BURRITO WITH A CHICKEN IN IT'' yet the picture clearly depicts a parrot. Who's irrelevant now?Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12759141Birds are just egg yolks and egg whites that have hardened into beaks and feathers and eyes and stuff and started moving and flying in the sky.
What if a bird gave birth while flying, eggs are a bad design
>>12759198would probably complain that leftism is a disease because basic civil rights prohibit the bird from going to jail under extreme circumstancesYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>12759212SHUT THE FUCK UP SEUSS
its da birdito
>>12759141this is nice board