I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
>>12777076Id restock your uhh fuel supply if you catch my drift aha
>>12777086imagine the extreme los blissfulness as her intake suction pulls you dick-first right into her hot, pulsating turbojets
>>12777076You are valid
>>12777831your opinion is valid
>>12777076youre beautiful. dont let anyone tell you otherwise
>>12777076excuse me, i can't help but notice that despite your claim that you're an attack helicopter, your presented image is clearly a fixed wing aircraft, not rotarycare to explain that, sir?
>>12777414My pecker is throbbing
>>12778670I have never seen plane I live in peru
>>12778670Apache hasn't gotten surgery yet. Apache said so in the post. Rude.
