>be me>valentines party at 2026-02-12>sign up for it about month before the event>somewhere during the waiting period i meet a girl. She seems enthusiastic about our relationship, but it's still hard to tell if she actually considers being in love with me>The party day arrives>I have absolutely no idea if the girl in question is actually interested in me or not>I "party" at the party, but don't end up meeting any girl during the party (the main purpose of the party)I have no fucking idea what to do now. like i said, I have no idea if the girl i met earlier is actually interested in me. I might've ended up waisting the best moment for meeting an actually interested girl. Now I'm left just waiting to find out whether the girl is free or not and if not I'll just end up regretting that I didn't meet any girl at the party. At least i got a driver's license the same day
>>12784690excuse me but who are you quoting?
>>12784693LOLE
>>12784690why just not marry maya?Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12784693I'm pretty sure most people don't use > syntax for quoting. I was just ranting as most people on 4chan
>>12784712it's called greentext and it's used for quotingyou should lurk moar
>>12784712"Excuse me, but who are you quoting?" is an unfunny forced meme posted by Discord trannies on here whenever someone greentexts.
>>12784815You dont belong here retard, just like greentext stories
>>12784815how do i double space
>>12785198Seethe harder, Discord tranny.
>>12785747Im not on any discord and im not a tranny you fucking tourist
>>12786702>fucking touristI've been on this board since the day that it was created and I've been on 4chan since 2006. How long have you been here, cordtroon? Since a few weeks ago?
>>12786709Bullshit.Mocking greentexts has always been part of the board culture. You sound like you post frogs poltard tourist
>>12787016LOL. Cope harder, sperg. I actually remember when moot made the thread on /q/ announcing [s4s]'s creation as the funposting board for dubs, kek, and lel. I started using 4chan in 2006, when I was 11. Oh, and I regularly tell /pol/tards to kill themselves, just like I regularly tell worthless Discord tranny autists like you to kill yourselves as well.
>>12787809you cannot call anyone else a sperg jej also youre lying and came here recentlyYour fortune: Good Luck
>>12787817Remember the early Advice Dog spin-offs? Not just Courage Wolf and Insanity Wolf, but the ones that have long been forgotten, like Strange Girl, Pokeparents, Politically Neutral Dog, etc.? No, of course you don't, because you're a retarded underage newfaggot. But I remember them being posted on /b/ and other boards around 2009. I remember when rage comics became widely mocked in the form of deliberately misused "meemees" like "coaxed into a snafu", which is where the "lel" face originates from. I remember, before that, when Boxxy was the hottest thing on 4chan. I remember the original seven eleven chan, which had wordfilters like changing CP terms into "PLEASE BAN ME I'M A HUGE FUCK UP". I remember when Project Chanology led to the creation of eight eight eight chan, their own dedicated chan spin-off. Do I need to go on? You are a worthless newfag who came here from Discord and you have absolutely no idea what you're even talking about. You lecturing me about "site culture" is peak irony. Fuck off back to your 'cord server.
>>12787837dude i didnt read any of that no one caresYour fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>12787865Yeah, that's pretty much the response that I expected.I win. Cordtroons lose. Fuck off back to your Discord hugbox, sperg retard.Oh, and here's another thing that NO newfag would know about: this /int/ spin-off from 2013.https://web.archive.org/web/20260000000000*/https://ibm5100.net/int/The "back to /pol/" image originates from there.
jarvis look up old memes on KYM and scour bibanon i need more imageboard cred thanksYour fortune: Outlook good
>>12787876no matter what you pull out your ass its not remotely convincing when you think who are you quoting is a discord meme you are definitively a newfaggot and contribute nothing but seethe here loleYour fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>12787876>>12787902please do not be rude here, we prefer terms such as newfig or new friend thank you!Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12787922*steals ur dubs*Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12787902It didn't originate on Discord. I never said that it did. It predates Discord in its earliest forms. Nowadays, it is, however, posted almost exclusively by Discord trannies like you. And it was always a forced meme.Also, ibm5100.net/int/ is not mentioned on KYM, ED, or Bibanon. You're really making a complete fool of yourself by sticking with this "you're actually a newfag" bullshit. But, then again, I'm sure that you're used to making a fool of yourself.
>>12788046but it conveniently is in a blogpost discussing moot in the epstein files alongside whatever else you posted lolehttps://moonmetropolis.substack.com/p/the-entire-modern-anti-semitic-movementYour fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
>>12788067Yeah, and I wrote that blogpost, dumbass.
>>12788046if all you care about is being recognised as a lowest-of-the-low seetheposter on tranime website for going on twenty years expect to be called a newfig because pushing your buttons is all anyones gonna get out of your posting other than an aneurysmYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>12788082wow that's even WORSE loleYour fortune: Better not tell you now
I quite like how it's the same fag that keeps crossposting on /bant/Your fortune: Average Luck
joshua goldberg you cant make it upYour fortune: Good Luck
>>12788115you don't understand; posting porn threads on several different baords is highly regarded in academic papers or something
>>12788115he has to after getting banned from the 'artyverse
>>12788115Source: because you say so.No, I'm not the /bant/ cross-poster, dumbass. I don't post porn threads. I just call you a schizo sperg whenever I see you cry about threads getting cross-posted to /bant/, regardless of what those threads are. Clearly, I hit a nerve.
WHY SO SERIOUS A HA HA HA HA
>>12788153society... SOCIETY MADE ME THIS WAYYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12788150no youre just annoying dude and you call people discord trannies baselessly while clearly having little familiarity with this board or the actual board culture hereYour fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
You think shitposting is your ally...?You merely adopted the shit.I was born in it, molded by it.I didn't see [s4s] until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but just another board!Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12788162You do realize that this is just one of many personas that I have on here, right? I'm several of the most prominent posters on here and you have no idea that it's me. I do the seetheposting schtick when I feel like it. Other times, I do the complete opposite.
>>12788155the societal origins of dubsYour fortune: Excellent Luck
you haven'tevenseenmy finalformAAAAAAAAAAAAAhuffAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEKEROOOOOOOT
after getting kicked from the soylent he became the notorious second mamefig wish so he could gargle some more balls
>>12788184Who the hell is mamefig
>>12788184not him but your site is getting shut down this year and you're not welcome here anywaysgo back
>>12788186you wouldn't get it...
>>12788191who the hell is your site
>>12788199your site is the sharty and your kind will never be welcome on esfores
>>12788165you thought someone posting go back there after a gle' was posted was telling you to go back so im thinking you dont have much real connection to this board or any really and only come here to seethe and convince yourself youre an epic oldfig who represents the board instead of just your own neurosisYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>12788205didn't even know it's apparently getting shut down this yeardon't think that'll fare well for the miniscule amount of culture left here
>>12788207>you thought someone posting go back there after a gle' was posted was telling you to go backI'm sorry, what? I legitimately have no idea what the fuck you're even talking about. Whatever you're talking about, it damn sure wasn't me.
>>12788207after 20 years of this it has become his sole personality
>>12788205you are as bad as the most annoying sharty niggers and lots of esfores posters crossposted on /qa/ and dont take this stuff as seriously as you hilariously do
>>12788205>>12788216WHYSOSERIOUSYour fortune: Outlook good
brown asshole
I see now...This is the guy that is larping as all the new underage kids on hereThose are his fucking personasI fucking can't stop laughingYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>12788212>>12786596
>>12788258No, I was very much aware that those were three different posters. All of them were trying (and failing) to bait me, hence the low-quality bait image. I'm not really sure what you got out of that.
>>12788261...the "go back there" is responding to the glegle post that came before it, which that poster has been doing for months nowhave you even been observing this board outside of your own threads?
>>12788239Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12788261the contention was you thinking the go back there was targeted at you instead of the gle' poster and you just affirmed that loleYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>12788165So, this is just a character you play?Your fortune: Godly Luck
GUYS CHECK THIS OUT
he's busy spouting his /pol/ "not /pol/" rhetoric in the other thread give him some time
>>12788286where do i get this?
lole..........Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12788286clicking the right mop button then clicking save with the left mop buttonYour fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
