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They are actually trying to kill the site, aren't they?

Why?
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>>12788630
because racecar

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>12788630
Top right. Next.
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>>12788630
Too many normies have invaded the site. 4chan has fallen. Millions must leave

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12788630
you only get absurdly hard captchas like that if the mods don't want you posting here
it's like a soft ban
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I wonder where that guy who bragged about the captcha being an IQ test is now?
how ironic.............
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>>12788630
The arms race between automation and CAPTCHAs has always been destined to fail at the point humans are worse at solving them than the programs are. Ultimately, like look at Alan Turing's paper where he outlined the "Imitation Game". This was satirical, given that humans are so fucking stupid how can they judge what intelligence is? And lo and behold now we refer to Alan's satirical humor as the "Turing Test".

My god, how fucking dumb are you? I won't talk about the issues because I'm with Turing on this.
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>>12789635
I want to suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit
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Wtf

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>12789667
>I want to suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit
Smokem my peace pipe like you drinkem filthy bong water, white man
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>>12789671
>Wtf
ftw

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>12788633
unmarked dubs
*pisses furiously in a steamy stream sloshing slowly signing signature in snow* pisssssssssssssssss

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>12789769

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12789781 (You)
>unmarked unison
>*pisses passionately starting steamy stream sloshing slowly signing signature sideways straight steady snow* pisssssssssssssssss
please partake pleasantly plentiful pleasantries parabolically

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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daddy discovered deeply dug dog dungeon diligently delving downward dual dawn dusk

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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YES I WIN THE GAME DARK HANDSOME STRANGER IS MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE

WAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!1111111111oneoneoneoneoneoneonetwo
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We really do be living in idiocracy
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>>12789214
>>12789622
only the star count one is hard
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funny because the captcha was harder before the hack and now it makes itself easier everytime you post, it seems that everyone who complains about the captcha are newfigs who joined the site after last year or oldfigs who haven't been here for a long time
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>>12790643
yeah bro it's not like I've been here the WHOLE time just here watching shit fall apart and all the good slip away into the void, no, yeah, I, uh, just got back yeah. captcha sucks!!1!
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I hope the stupid one who came up with the idea of the star captcha goes straight to hell
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>>12790654
dude, i only do 1 (one) captcha everytime, you just have to count the tips of the stars or the number of dots on the dices, how can that even be difficult?
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>>12790662
it does use some brain power, albeit a light amount in total. the ideal captcha would be focused on tasks humans are excellent at but automatons fail horribly, except for the unfortunate reality that third-world countries are filled with farms for defeating captchas. if you dopes don't like the 4 vs 5 points task, imagine doing this for 17 hours per day, getting beaten to within an inch of your life, starved and having 3 - 4 hours to sleep before starting up again.

because of the harsh reality that slavery still exists commonly throughout our modern world, they have to make the captcha slightly difficult for humans too.
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>>12790662
someone doesn't start any threads
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"third-world" countries like the UNITED STATES or RUSSIA.
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>>12790731
dude, you literally just have to count
even if you start a new thread and have to do the captcha 5 times, all you have to do is just count for fucks sake
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"first-world" would be civilized nations that don't murder, "second-world" the uncivilized nations which are at war or struggling to establish a stable system of government and bring peace (such as Western Sahara or the Moroccan "Berm") so they can develop fully.
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>>12790742
if it's so easy, why are you mad?
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bees
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>>12790751
because you're making dozens of threads for something that doesn't even matter
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>>12788630
Seriously have no idea what the fuck to do at those
I mean the all look different to me
I just pick the last one it usually works 80% of the time

Your fortune: Average Luck
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why is this board so easy to bait
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>>12790781
Autism.
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>>12790781
because racecar

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again



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