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i bought mouse traps but didnt think it would be this hard
on one hand they are chewing holes in my clothes and pooping everywhere, but they are also my only friends
what would you do s4s plz help
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>>12795141
Use poison instead
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I've been there. Just tell yourself it's their hubris that killed them.
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>>12795143
that's actually a great idea, they'll die in op's walls and op will get to live with freidns forever
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>>12795141
Get a dog or a cat

A rat once died from a brick.

You could keep your clothes in plastic bags

You can get a...something...I don't remember what it was but it's something
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either they die or you die, to live is to inadvertently kill
i'd recommend using (proper) poison because they'll dry out and won't stink up the place and with mousetraps they can get caught badly and scream

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>>12795161
>You can get a...something...
weasel?
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>>12795143
its just the same to me tho, their nightly squeakings will cease and that will be that

>>12795161
i cant look after a real pet rn. but, yeah ive been putting more things into boxes for storage

>>12795163
>caught badly and screaming
i dont want this, but poison must be terrible too. id rather a bolt of lightning really

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>>12795208
>a bolt of lightning
a gun takes care of them in less than a second but i dont think thats feasible for indoor mice..
the most humane thing i can think of that you could do is building/getting a one-way trap where they drop into a container and you release them a couple of miles away from your home, though i don't know about the efficacy of such traps and in the long run it's delaying the inevitable as mice accustomed to living in walls die quite fast when released outside

on the contrary the worst thing you could do is trap them in a container and forget about them, as starving to death.dying of thirst is horribly painful, alongside drowning them
all things considered potent poison is really one of the most effective solutions

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Shitty trailer guy here. I got mice in my trailer and I've been using glue traps to catch them. Just caught one about an hour ago. They work really well, no need to bait them, just put them in areas to know the mice travel.

A lot of people say they're cruel because the mice will stay stuck to the trap and starve. But it's really easy to tell when they get caught, they make plenty of noise. The I just put them in a plastic shopping bag, glue trap and all (make sure to get the air out of the bag) and then give it a good swift whack against the wall. Kills them instantly.

Of course you can't always be there when they're caught, so just check the traps often.
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>>12795158
Exactly. I love all the critters who live outside of my trailer. But the inside of my trailer is a sacred space and any animal who violates this sanctity incurs my wrath.
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>>12795751
This is honestly the best advice. If your dint get rid of the bodies they will street to decay and stimk. If they die in your walls you you will probably have a fly problem next.
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>>12795237
>>12795237
>the most humane thing i can think of that you could do is building/getting a one-way trap where they drop into a container and you release them a couple of miles away from your home, though i don't know about the efficacy of such traps and in the long run it's delaying the inevitable as mice accustomed to living in walls die quite fast when released outside

Yeah this is actually the least humane way to kill a mouse. They are social animals that need to live in groups to survive. You take one out of its home and away from its pack and drop it in some random location miles away it's just going to slowly to death lost and alone. Don't fool yourself that it's going to live a happy mouse life out in the wild, you've stripped it of every single support it needs to live and given it a 100% chance to die within hours or days
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>>12795141
a bucket with a lid and a trapdoor

then you can take them far away to a forest

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>>12795755
I lived in a house once where a mouse must have died in the walls, but I didn't know. One window in the spare bedroom would have 100's of flies on it and I'd brush them all out then the next day they'd all be back. I didn't know what was going on at first I thought there was some kind of supernatural event gonig on. Then one day I left some bread out and it was all eaten the next day so I realised it was mice and not some kind of demonic possesion
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>>12795759
If you do that to a mouse it's going to die. House mice can't survive alone without shelter
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>>12795760
Humans go noseblind to things like that. Strange how we can do that.
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>>12795763
true, it may be possible to give them to animal control for free

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>>12795770
Animal control is just gonna put them in a plastic shopping bag and give them a good swift whack against a wall
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What if you bought a large snake and put it in the walls
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>>12795772
possibly

also, it may be illegal to release urban rodents in some jurisdictions

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So many people in this thread afraid to just kill a mouse. They're just fucking mice! Fucking kill them! They're prey animals and their entire evolutionary strategy is to reproduce faster than their predators call kill them. They exist to be killed be larger animals, they fucking expect it. You're not hurting their feelings. Just don't be a pussy and make it fast

If you can't even kill a mouse you really need to lay off the HRT and grow a set of balls
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>>12795796
my philosophy includes living in harmony with all creatures including, spiders, flies, and rodents if possible, but i kill mosquitos because theyre predators and would kill mice if absolutely necessary

i prefer the natural approach to removing mice such as getting cats or feeding them to a snake would be ok too

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Mice are nice
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guys, I just caught another one on a glue trap RIGHT NOW
What should I do with this little feller?
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>>12795828
How cude, take care
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>>12795756
>least humane way
>hunted to death takes 5-10 seconds
lol
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>>12795828
cheese block with vid

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>>12795828
Kill it or use alcohol to dissolve the glue and keep it as a pet.
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>>12795866
it'll get hunted to death if it's lucky. Most likely it will starve, freeze or die of thirst
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>>12795869
sorry guys I already put it in a plastic bag and gave it the ol' whackerooni. It's dead and sitting in my trash can outside.
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>>12795874
thanks goldberg
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>>12795881
what about being an alcoholic depressed man living in a filthy, mouse infested trailer makes you think I'm a jew?
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RIP mouse :(

You could keep them in a little cage as pets, and the other mice might think "thats nice" and move in too
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>>12795960
the mouse chose the path of violence when it entered my home uninvited. It's lucky that I gave it a quick, painless death. It deserved far worse.
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>>12795141
just use traps with a little peanut butter. with the trap side up against the wall. like 8-10 around the house for a trailer and more if you don't want to reuse them. encircle the kitchen since that usually has a lot of lazy spots around stoves and cabinets. move around any kind of hiding spaces and turn over everything you can to get them to run. if you can't move things swing a broom under places like under dressers after you have the traps setup.

don't use poison it'll just kill predators. also don't use glue traps outside at all unless you want dead birds and other things. if you live anywhere near anyone else catch and release isn't really nice. they just end up in someone else's shit like they did to me when the neighbors remodeled after being vacant for months.

also clean their shit up with damp paper towels. avoid dusting or vacuums.
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>>12795889
A front must be kept at all time

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>>12795975
Mouse just want house :(
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When the seasons start to change the outside field mice seem to come in for a while. My cat got a few of them and some I caught in a metal no-kill trap like in the pic. Their fate after being caught depended on how busy I was. I would keep them in jars or a small aquarium for a couple days then let them go in the woods when I had time but if I was in a hurry then down the terlet they went. :(
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>>12797178
I'm telling you they won't survive alone out in the wild. That's just a slow-motion death sentence. The ones you put in the toilet were the lucky ones. Although that's still pretty fucked up because you're drowning them.

I keep on telling you guys. There is a sure-fire method to kill mice:
1) Put them in a sack
2) Give the sack a good ol' whackin' against the wall
Instant, painless death, every time (assuming you put your balls into it and don't swing like a pussy)

Although I'm getting annoyed here. I'm up to 12 mice kills and I still hear some skittering around, chewing on shit. They will fucking die like their brethren, I promise.
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>>12795141
"The mouse invented the mousetrap, but no man would ever create an atomic bomb."
— Albert Mousetein

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>12797192
The mice I got were outdoor mice, there's never any residents and they only come in at the end fall when it starts getting cold. They're not paying my gas bill so they can fuck off. I think the worst fate they had is if my cat caught them; she was good at hunting them and loved leaving the bodies lying around like little trophies. We went to the farm of my ex-gf's uncle where our cats came from and met their mother who was a good old-fashioned barn cat.
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>>12797208
My cat used to deathroll break their neck and bring me their limp corpse like "look boss"
miss him
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squek

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just caught another one
I'm honestly starting to get tired of killing so many mice
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how teh fuck are you guys getting so many mice in your houses, i think the most i've ever had were like 3 simultaneously
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I had a friend who contracted some sort of purulent skin condition on his face after trying to live in harmony with the mice in his walls, they really aren't something you want to make peace with no matter how cute and lovable you think they are

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>>12798908
they had babies
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>>12798909
oh don't worry. I'm not OP. I'm not treating them as my friends. They are my mortal enemies and if I see them I will kill them. The only mercy I give them is a swift, painless death.
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>>12798916
pls no lewd >>>/b/
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>>12798933
you know what's really bad? It started with 2 mice, one had babies, and now I'm pretty sure one of those mice had babies to make yet another generation of mice
Which means there was some brother/sister incest going on to make these babies
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>>12798881
can you cut a mouse shaped hole around the mouse with a utility knife and reuse what's left of the trap?
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>>12796288
unchecked doubles on the last page!
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woke up to another mouse stuck in a glue trap. I whacked this one against the wall so hard it ended up getting torn off the glue trap and came out of the trash bag and when I found the mouse corpse its skull was completely smashed in
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>>12800082
not gloating though, I'm genuinely getting tired of killing mice. I saw that one and was like... fuck, another??
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>>12798881
move the bird feeder away from your house or get rid of it, its attracting mice. and clean and rake all the dead grass and weeds awat from your house. get some antipest spray foam and seal all the cracks and holes you can find. mice xan even collapse their rib cages to squirm under doors. once you get your house sealed put poison baits outside and inside. if you dont shore up your defenses they will keep breaching the walls!

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>>12800756
>move the bird feeder away from your house or get rid of it, its attracting mice.
then they shall continue to die
birds > mice
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I haven't heard The Mice In the Walls in about a month. Funnily I get more moles than mice. My landlord has a giant barn out back on his property and like anon pointed out my bird sneeder was attracting them
I don't "like" killing them but their existence and shuffling in my walls sents me into OCD like an itch on a place you can't scratch
They must be hungry too because multiple times I pick up a dead one half its carcass was eaten

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while cleaning I found an abandoned glue trap that had made it's way under the couch and it had 3 long dead mice on it, and I felt kind of bad about that



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