Yuji Sakai (white) vs B. (black)who will winYuji Sakai opens e4Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12796916Start with e5
>>12796919the letters on your board are backwards
you forfeit for buying some ghetto chinese chess board and setting the board up backwardsqueen gets her color (the white queen starts on a white square and the black queen on a black square)
>>12796930Bruh, it's impossible to arrange. Continue with the other move, use your own board.
Technology
d4
>>12797110exd4
what a fucking slow gameYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12796916the winner will the one who wins
Qxd4
wait a second you still don't have your board set up right
i can't tell your queen and king apart can you buy a high end smartphone with a nice camera please
>>12797179>can't tell two pieces apart simply by their moving patterns lOL
>>12797186the piece hasn't moved faggot
>>12797189them you should know immediately what piece it is LOLbro doesn't know how to play chess haha
>>12797196you're a fucking retard cuckfish, he set the board up wrong earlier in the threadyou're just looking for a flamewar for no reason, go inject more ditch flube and get liver damage from albohaol
>>12797189They are in the default places where they start.
>>12797200well turn you're camera flash on or something
>>12797198Im smoking pure felwithe pack waiting to watch the battle of the century take place :)
>>12797202Time after time, a short break, I just go out and forget the keys. I stay on the first floor of my house and there is just no one. In a moment return.
>>12797223i used to do this until i was like 30 years old
They came back as soon as I posted that, look at the pieces closely.
>>12797226How old are you right now?
>>12797237i'll be 41 in a few months
>>12797146Nc6I don't have the money for a better phone, but there will be more brightness in a moment because my phone is down to 2% battery :D
>>12797241Digits accept that
everyone always moves that horseyQc3
>>12797253that's why i play chess now man my bones hurt if i try to play ADC in lego legend or play an RTS tho i can scrub on people in an FPS but if i'm against anyone good i'm past my prime
>>12797258Nf6Yes, everyone's doing the horse thing... Oh, and someone came to see!
alright you clearly know what you're doing but this is correspondence chess with no time limiti shall be contemplating how not to fuck this up
PEA
Bd3katie peach was telling me to go Qc4 but that's asssuming you're a moron
>>12797294Bb4
https://youtu.be/8yyAgk9der4
Bg5wp
>>12797324Be7
>>12797332uhh oki actually premoved you taking queen and followed by both of us castlingi'm gonna have to think now so only expect 1-2 moves out of me tonight
>>12797334I'll be waiting, Yuji.
a3my next 3 moves are decided unless you surprise me again
>>12797264Literally right now i was sweating in tf2Crazy game
>>12797353i don't like hero shooters i played quake/ut/halo
>>12797358What about cs?
>>12797362when i was a kid i hated cs mostly because it killed off quake but when i got older i started to appreciate cs:go at the comp level, never played it though cause i couldn't get 5 and i'm not fucking with pubsfortnite was cool until they decided to make it into a kids game and apex i was under spec
>>12797366I remember was playing fortnite in 2018It was lagging so much on my shitty pc lel
>>12797379my dead pc got a solid 60fps in fortnitein apex i would drop to 30 fps or less in gunfights and my friends from league would rage and i was like dude i can't do anything, then when we looked into i was actually CPU limited, not GPU or RAM
>>12797385I have:GT 730Pentium g6204gb ramHDD 500gb
>>12797344O-O
>>12797389you have dubsyou also have less than my old rig didsome i5ti10508gb of ram when 8gb was overkillthe desktop got unremovable malware in 2022 that killed the motherboard
>>12797393Kinda sad for motherboard
Horseyf3
>>12797395the motherboard didn't have tpm or secure boot so i couldn't upgrade to win11, if i still had that rig, it'd get malware just by reconnecting to the internet if i could get the mobo to work (the computer just black screens)
>>12797396d6
castlerino
>>12797413Be6
Nd2
The most ebin event
>>12797428H6
BxF6https://youtu.be/pbLnEbf1W38
>>12797443gxf6I'm starting to get excited.
a1Re1
>>12797479d5I was supposed to have answered a while ago, but a big mouse showed up ._.
>>12797527the kings take a dinner DINNER ddiinnnneerrr break
>>12797530Eat in peace.... Oh, that really looks delicious.
>>12797531the trick is to get japanese ramen instead of chinese
>>12797533In my case, it's about getting enough money (almost never) :D
e5
>>12797540for a long time it was only $1 a pack, now it's like 1.40 for a 5 pack USDno idea what it is where you live, or if you can even get it, top ramen a shit, sapporo ichiban or bust
>>12797541fxe5
>>12797547Nah, I can't get it, I don't even know where one of those stores is, but thanks for the recommendation anyway :D
>>12797541How this super gud quality photo fit literally in 2 mb
>>12797561i don't go anywhere special, it's just at the local store in the asian food sectionHORSEYxe5
>>12797562samsung magic mani can't afford to finance a gaymen rig, so i buy high end smart phonesreally need to get windows emulation set up so i can get back on steam (apparently my phone is so good i can even run cyberpunk in emulation and get like 30 fps)
>>12797568Idk but o thought u have iphone, kek
>>12797565Oh, sure. You have one of those, me in a poor neighborhood, poor country, poor house, poor personal spirits. They've just elected the new president of Congress, and we're all going to rot in hell. But I can still hold on.
>>12797577Oh, how stupid. I'm sorry.Cxe5
Rxe5
>>12797584Af6."Time to sleep" everyone is sleeping, except me who will stay awake all night (again).
thought i had you but this clearly isn't overi'm going to sleep on my next move i'll be back at like 2 pm est and maybe make one move in the morning
>>12797600I'll make my next move tonight and let you sleep for... I don't know how many hours.
>>12797607i have a doctors appointment in the morningi guess i'll make one more movef1Re1
>>12797618Good luck with that. I know it's not very visible, but Rfe8. I hope the thread doesn't die soon.
hmm...very interestingi see like 3 potential routes here so i'm not gonna make a move until the morning
>>12797630Rest well, my friend. It's only midnight here, and I'll be staying all night.
chess and without me, how could you.. how dare you..
ok im drinking coffee and thinking about thos lines
Bh7+
>>12798055Rh8I fainted and slept for about two hours, had several coffees and a drink. I'm feeling better now, so I can keep playing without going crazy.
>>12798048I;m thinking about thos MemesYour fortune: Godly Luck
Qe3
>>12798169d4
Qh6
Sdfgfasdgh
https://strawpoll.com/eJnvVRzpknv
is yuji going to lose 3 times in a row like when he played against lowercase?
>>12798576this is over in 4-5 moves
>>12798551Axe5.I'm really sorry, but I couldn't help but chuckle.
>>12798588Bf5lole
>>12798602Rg8https://youtu.be/I1dDYY7xCdU?si=tTkfohMXO2zhhuAW
https://youtu.be/UQXgSjEP1zsBh7
>>12798797Rh8
why do you keep saying R when it's a KRxe5
>>12798939Qd6Heh, sorry, it's just that in Spanish, King is said "Rey".
¡lole!Rg5
>>12798980Qxh2
>>12798993you should have moved your bishop that queen was providing huge defense for youh2me irlhttps://youtu.be/oonc9gAyi74
mwee
>>12799003>>12799002F6.Don't worry, just keep going. Any minute now someone will come along and see me playing chess against myself, and it'll be hilarious.
ggthe main mistakes we both made were around >>12797324where i shouldn't have put my queen there, and you needed to capture my queen to exchange for black bishop, then you're really far aheadthe other major mistake you made was toward the end, where you could have forced a major exchange of pieces slightly in your favor, but instead you moved your pieces out of protection for nothingi assume that queen int was just you slamming your fist on the table
>>12799033dubs of winYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12799033Heh. Well done. It's been two years since I quit this, but it seems my mind isn't too far off. It was fun, I hope to do it again another day.
>>12799053why do you need to hide itjust say you're playing correspondence chess where you make a move every few hourspeople who play in correspondence chess tournaments gets 24 hours to make a move
>>12799033you don't even deserve this win, you made so many mistakes it was ridiculous. if you played a game against me I would absolutely destroy you
>>12799060i never said i was good (in particular i do bad in endgame positions)in the early 2020s i was only around 1000 on chess.com i don't play much but maybe i'm 1300 now? that's not very goodalso because i'm old i don't play well under your faggy blitz time controls, i play either rapid or classical
>>12799057I'm young (I have things to do in life, of course), my internet is bad, the power and water go out. I'm also forgetful. But think what you want, for me it was a great game and you're a great person.
rolling 1-960
here you go next challengerchess960 board 60Anonymous can go first
what color pieces do you want
i have many colors
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>>12799175thats too dang many colors yuji sakai
