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02/19/26(Thu)07:07:07 No.12797940
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Catfish 02/19/26(Thu)07:07:07 No.12797940 Archived
my morning erection won't go away

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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Catfish
02/19/26(Thu)07:08:16 No.12797941
Catfish 02/19/26(Thu)07:08:16 No.12797941
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if one of these flew on me I would DIE

Your fortune: Good Luck
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Anonymous
02/19/26(Thu)07:23:10 No.12797949
Anonymous 02/19/26(Thu)07:23:10 No.12797949
Stop erecting idiot
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Anonymous
02/19/26(Thu)07:23:27 No.12797950
Anonymous 02/19/26(Thu)07:23:27 No.12797950
smoke heroin
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Catfish
02/19/26(Thu)08:05:34 No.12797985
Catfish 02/19/26(Thu)08:05:34 No.12797985
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>>12797949
WE REQUIRE ADDITIONAL VESPENE GAS

Your fortune: Good Luck
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Anonymous
02/19/26(Thu)08:33:46 No.12798018
Anonymous 02/19/26(Thu)08:33:46 No.12798018
*BRAAAAP*>>12797949
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KatiePeachCuddleSuccubus
02/19/26(Thu)08:50:51 No.12798037
KatiePeachCuddleSuccubus 02/19/26(Thu)08:50:51 No.12798037
haha you need to go the emergency room and have penis surgery
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Anonymous
02/19/26(Thu)09:06:59 No.12798047
Anonymous 02/19/26(Thu)09:06:59 No.12798047
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>>12797940
>>12797985
>>12798037
fuck off you fat cretin
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Anonymous
02/19/26(Thu)09:14:57 No.12798054
Anonymous 02/19/26(Thu)09:14:57 No.12798054
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>>12797940
fuck on you fat cretin

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Anonymous
02/19/26(Thu)11:06:06 No.12798210
Anonymous 02/19/26(Thu)11:06:06 No.12798210
>>12797940
Can you suck your own dick?
https://youtube.com/shorts/4CFJg9LIQc4
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Anonymous
02/19/26(Thu)11:07:40 No.12798215
Anonymous 02/19/26(Thu)11:07:40 No.12798215
>>12797940
Just have sex simple
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Anonymous
02/19/26(Thu)11:08:54 No.12798216
Anonymous 02/19/26(Thu)11:08:54 No.12798216
load a namefig into a cannon and shoot the namefig at a concrete wall. keel haul namefigs under a galleon. disembowel namefigs with a bayonet. strap a namefig to a cruise missile and launch it at a namefig neighbourhood. drop namefigs into chernobyl reactor building number 4. hang, draw, and quarter namefigs. lure nanefigs in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. force a namefig to learn calculus, then kill the namefig anyway. atomize namefigs with a powerfist. throw namefigs into vats full of fev virus. choke namefigs with barbed wire. throw pianos at namefigs from 40-story buildings. throw namefigs at pianos from 40-story buildings. deep-freeze namefigs in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. tie namefigs to icbms then fire them at israel. shoot namefigs with syringe guns. defecate on namefig food stamps. make namefigs pay child support in blood. build a newton cannon and fire namefigs into the orbit. put advertisement posters on namefigs then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. irradiate namefigs with depleted uranium. launch a namefig with a trebuchet. send a namefig exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. use a namefig as a crash test dummy. tie namefigs onto growing bamboo shoots. film an entire jackass movie on a namefig. trample namefigs. bury namefigs alive. play bowling with namefigs heads as pins. grate namefigs with a cheese grater. get namefigs stuck in an elevator. spray a namefigs toilet paper with poison ivy. shoot a namefig directly with the gustav gun. sabotage a namefigs parachute. sabotage a namefigs bungee. trap a namefig under ice. force a namefig to work and support a family of 5. force namefigs into gladiatorial combat. send namefigs back to warring african tribes. hide a snake in a namefigs room. put namefigs on a hot air balloon with low gas. harvest a namefigs organs. waterboard namefigs with gasoline, then set them on fire. flay namefigs. tie namefigs to train tracks.
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Anonymous
02/19/26(Thu)11:14:23 No.12798227
Anonymous 02/19/26(Thu)11:14:23 No.12798227
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>>12798054
>>12797940
>>12797949
>>12797950
>>12797985
>>12798037
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Anonymous
02/19/26(Thu)11:24:00 No.12798244
Anonymous 02/19/26(Thu)11:24:00 No.12798244
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>>12798054
>>12797940
>>12797949
>>12797950
>>12797985
>>12798037
>>12798227

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Anonymous
02/19/26(Thu)11:28:25 No.12798253
Anonymous 02/19/26(Thu)11:28:25 No.12798253
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>>12798244
kill yourself unfunny retard
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Anonymous
02/19/26(Thu)11:28:41 No.12798254
Anonymous 02/19/26(Thu)11:28:41 No.12798254
>>12798227
There is nothing wrong in loving huge asses lowtest fig
Huge asses are the embodiment of a mystical philosophy
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Anonymous
02/19/26(Thu)11:36:10 No.12798267
Anonymous 02/19/26(Thu)11:36:10 No.12798267
>>12798244
dubs |:^D
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Anonymous
02/19/26(Thu)11:38:21 No.12798270
Anonymous 02/19/26(Thu)11:38:21 No.12798270
>>12798244
sorry meant to celebrate your victory with my new hat

4:^D
...
o wats that?
...
U think it'd be funny if I wore two at once?
...
44:^9
lole u have a point
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Anonymous
02/19/26(Thu)13:06:49 No.12798485
Anonymous 02/19/26(Thu)13:06:49 No.12798485
goon
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Anonymous
02/19/26(Thu)14:04:18 No.12798594
Anonymous 02/19/26(Thu)14:04:18 No.12798594
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>>12798254
>>12798267
>>12798270
>>12798485
kill yourself retard
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Anonymous
02/19/26(Thu)14:46:33 No.12798725
Anonymous 02/19/26(Thu)14:46:33 No.12798725
>>12798594
open your presents
convert
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Catfish
02/19/26(Thu)14:48:25 No.12798731
Catfish 02/19/26(Thu)14:48:25 No.12798731
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>>12798725
>Ryuuko and not satsvki

You're so fucking bunda coded it's unreal (ayy Manolo!!)

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Anonymous
02/19/26(Thu)17:50:02 No.12799104
Anonymous 02/19/26(Thu)17:50:02 No.12799104
>>12798725
>>12798731
fuck off moron
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Anonymous
02/19/26(Thu)18:03:44 No.12799132
Anonymous 02/19/26(Thu)18:03:44 No.12799132
>>12799104
learn how to filters already eternal fignewton

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>
Anonymous
02/19/26(Thu)20:43:17 No.12799366
Anonymous 02/19/26(Thu)20:43:17 No.12799366
>>12799104
I am not that gay fish you eternal fig
You should accept butts as your lord and savior
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Catfish
02/19/26(Thu)20:48:23 No.12799378
Catfish 02/19/26(Thu)20:48:23 No.12799378
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>>12799366
https://voca.ro/18ZrWlZZChPa

Your fortune: Good Luck
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Catfish
02/19/26(Thu)20:50:42 No.12799384
Catfish 02/19/26(Thu)20:50:42 No.12799384
>>12799366
https://voca.ro/1iICAHhmv2VG

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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Anonymous
02/19/26(Thu)20:57:59 No.12799403
Anonymous 02/19/26(Thu)20:57:59 No.12799403
>>12799378
>>12799384
https://voca.ro/15VbcS9cHjZU
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Catfish
02/19/26(Thu)21:01:32 No.12799409
Catfish 02/19/26(Thu)21:01:32 No.12799409
>>12799384
https://voca.ro/13Ssd2A53GfP

Your fortune: Outlook good
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Catfish
02/19/26(Thu)21:08:42 No.12799416
Catfish 02/19/26(Thu)21:08:42 No.12799416
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Unfortunately I need to go to sleep
Bye

Your fortune: Good Luck
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Anonymous
02/19/26(Thu)21:15:24 No.12799431
Anonymous 02/19/26(Thu)21:15:24 No.12799431
>>12799378
are you drunk again? lmao
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