whimsy and irreverence is for children

>>12799069
why are children so cool?

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the repression of whimsy and silliness chokes the soul

>>12799077
choccy dubs

choking children

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>>12799081
bad!

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>>12799069
>>12799074
why do children get to do all the fun, awesome stuff? like if a kid is about to die they get visited by wrestlers and movie stars and get to go to disneyworld and the superbowl and shit. But if you're old and you're dying? You get sent to a geriatric ward dungeon and left to rot on your deathbed until you croak. If you're lucky you *might* get put in hospice care and given some morphine so you're too fucked up to be aware of what's happening.
where the fuck is make a wish for adults? why don't adults get to go on field trips? why are there no amusement parks for adults? why the fuck does being an adult have to be so boring? Why can't we make it fun?

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>>12799094
millenials already created an industry for adults doing kid shit.
Personally I wouldn't care if they didn't get so butthurt at kids existing. They want their kid hobbies and kid theme parks to be adult-only. And write an angry essay on r/childfree whenever they see a kid in public.
If you want to have fun and whimsy as an adult, you already have the means to do so. You don't need to be visited by wrestlers, you can wrestle people in your back yard, you can play in mud, you can buy a binky and a plushie, you can find a nice lady on the internet to be your mommy and mentally train yourself to enter littlespace on demand. You have the means to be whimsical, just farm whimsy aura.

>>12799094
kids can't afford to do anything because they don't have money
ppl approaching death are too frail and weak and suffering too much to travel even if they have money

tldr enjoy your life now while your joints still work and your gray matter isn't rotting in your head

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>>12799069
no
whimsy and irreverence is for the enlightened
this sentiment is human history's longest cope

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>>12799064
if you're attractive, you can get away with literally anything

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futab wife

>>12799767
فوتاب

>>12799865
https://youtube.com/shorts/Pn8cmXMYGnA

>>12799094
actually as an adult u can do much more bcuz u have mone. u just gotta have the ballz. and if u dont. u can do it while DRUNK!!!!111