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Today I bought a new shop-vac and lots of cleaning supplies. I will be using them to clean my trailer. Hopefully that will help me deal with the mouse infestation that's getting a little out of control.

Do you think once my trailer is clean a cute [s4s] griller will want to move in with me?
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I so glad my mom was a clean freak and drilled vacuuming at least once a week into my head.
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This is the type of squalor that I'd expect of ca*fish.
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>>12800652
My mom is a clean freak and I turned out to be a slob to her standards
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progress report. how am I doing? should I keep going?
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>>12800769
>Wanting a pat on the back for doing adult things

Reminds me of the Patrice O'Neal joke (I still want to be congratulated every time I fill up my gas tank

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>12800777
depressed alcoholic who regularly posts suicidal thoughts starts doing something to improve his life and all you can do is insult him for it?
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>>12800780
Men teasingly insult each other
You would know this if you had friends ^^
Also if anything I was pointing out how true that even adult men wanna be complimented like oh, you did what responsible people do!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>12800784
Are the ^^ meant to be infuriating or have you been fully feminized by s4s?
>>12800777
triple digits
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>>12800787
can i see your balls
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>>12800769 nice sexi numbers!
If you have a mouse problem, then a call to an exterminator might be warranted. Without food to munch on, they might just leave, but at least setting mouse traps is the next thing to do.

>>12800777 HOLY SHIT, FULL HOUSE DIGITS
You are mean to be dismissive, Fagfish, but you are correct. Thus, you have been rewarded by Kek with digits, signaling to all Anons and Namefrens that you are correct.

>>12800780
Yes. Being mean to epople who are being genuine is a standard order of business here. You should see how they are on /pol/~

To answer your question, having an (((cute e-girl))) move in with you would likely destroy all your progress on cleaning up and acting normal. It's unadvisable.
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>>12800787
Nope it's a cute emoji and I've been using it probably before you were born. Also I'm so masculine I have zero care if I enjoy feminine things

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12800790
next time you do a vocaroo can you say "teehee" on a high pitch girly voice to emulate the ^^ it's the least you could do
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>>12800789
I have mouse traps everywhere. That's what the red and white rectangles all over the place are. Glue traps.
Don't worry I kill the mice very quickly and humanely after they're caught.
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>>12800795
Maybe I'll do a death metal cover but prolly not my diaphragm feels like a yak is sitting on it

https://youtu.be/up8taupsRwY?si=IulrAncXZBUXIp6-

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