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>>12801478

coffee is literally a neurotoxin that plants produce to kill things that try to eat them

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>12801947
if you only knew how bad things really are

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Mmm yes delightful

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>12801478
Katsuragi and I have so much in common:
- No idea how to be a girl, let alone a functioning adult woman.
- Still know how to make boys fall in love with me despite this--it's actually too easy.
- Never give up, as long as there's a chance!
- Sloppy lifestyle, clumsy at love, and addictive personality.
- No attraction to Shinj and Asuka as characters, even tho they're both irresistably kawaii in a "I wish there was anything I could even do" kind of way.
- Both just making it up as we go along--with a healthy understanding of physical sciences and statistical forecasting for when improvisation fails.
- Have a tendency to fall in love with men who are bad for us, in a way that makes such good memories.. .
- Know that everything will be alright anyways, because we have each other, and SCREW Kaji, I don't need him in my life anyways, I don't care if he runs away again and it's not like he reminds me of the father I wish I had, or anything, he just makes me SO flustered sometimes, why isn't he ever there when I *need* him, MMF!
- And of course most importantly of all I know that Asuka can do it, no matter what. Because *I* believe in her.

Addendum:
- Asuka were you bullying Shinji the other day? He's not talking to me.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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>>12801981
>>12801978
two same fortunes is pretty lesbian

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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>>12801960
I already like coffee you don't have to convince me to like it more.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>12801981
- Terrible at video games