Mom trying to introduce me to a thirdie girl from the old country when she knows there's an e-girl in my DMs that I'm talking to
>>12802054this is nice boardYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
my mom "introduced" me to her 30 yr old coworker when I was 17
*punches you in the balls**giggles*
>>12802068Balls are permeant debuff for noreason
>>12802063h-hot
>>12802063this happened to me and she (the coworker) later admitted that she could barely resist using me as a sex toy and I wish to this day she had. god I could have had such a different life if I had a positive sex experience and teacher.
>>12802086oh my. was she cute?
>>12802063Man, I had to hit on the 30 year old substitute teacher myself after class, lucky.Your fortune: Bad Luck