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Never kill yourself
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I wont thank you
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>>12822406
how does it feel to be a real human being at last

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>12822406
Kill yourself
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get that drink away from that absorbent core
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>Snacks
>Internet
>Stuffy
>Games
What more do you need
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>>12822421
it begins with p and it fits nicely in my mouth
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why would you buy a switch 2

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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clearly the desk of a high-paid executive who has no time to cook, use the toilet, or learn to pirate games

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>12822424
a popsicle?
you already have a baja blast -_-

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>12822421
hummm excuse me whom quoting?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>12822426
Not OP but the next Pokemon title is a Switch 2 exclusive so we'll all need one eventually
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>>12822437
i don't
pokemon go and pinball and firered are good enough for me

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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of course you're from Seattle

Your fortune: Average Luck
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No beefy 5 layer?

I hope you perish in the most painful way.
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Trantastic set-up, sister! This is making my neo-vagina twitch and pervade the air, gonna go dilate rn!
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>>12822424
'P? DOCTOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>12822406


Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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ermm well that's an awko-taco...
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>>12822476
epic prank
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>>12822406
i cant even complain, being a hedonistic transgirl slut is better than rotting in the ground
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>>12822406
always kill yourself
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>>12822472
>>12822477

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>12822580
We all have to create our own reason for being to find happiness and meaning in our life, and being a hedonistic tranny slut is just as good as any. Nihilistic German philosophers hate this one simple trick
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what's the point of going through all that trouble to troon out if you're gonna boyrot in your bedroom anyway

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>12822644 doubles
because most of the time they look something like this
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>>12822646
i don't see your point

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>12822644
it's basically like doing drugs except instead of doing deliriants recreationally you're doing estrogen recreationally
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>>12822646
why he got perky tits
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>>12822649
regardless, it's the same thing and i really couldn't care less for all intents and purposes so your point is moot per se
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>>12822433
>>12822466
>>12822477
>>12822611
>>12822644
celebrating and appreciating dubs

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>12822641
Me miserable! Which way shall I fly
Infinite wrath and infinite despair?
Which way I fly is hell; myself am hell;
And in the lowest deep a lower deep,
Still threat'ning to devour me, opens wide,
To which the hell I suffer seems a heaven
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>>12822406
i died 2 hours ago
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>>12822670
i saw this book about anglels a while ago, i wish i had a big library in my house and a big chair to read books in...nowadays we're at least lucky to be able to download e-boox for le free if we want :^D

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>12822690
this actually looks perfect i will read this thank you
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>>12822690
also this book is good im reading it currently
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>s4s doesnt have tranni-
YOU WERE SAYING?!
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>>12822699
blessed by dubs! i'd like to check that one out/read it sometime; do you own a lot of books, or prefer to check them out from the lelbrary?

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>12822707
i mostly buy them, because i dont get a chance to go to the library often, but the library near me is actually a monastery, (they dont use it that way anymore) but it makes it cool to go there
when i cant buy a book, ill usually read a pdf or ebook version of it until im able to get it physically, and ill either finish it from where i left off or if i finished the ebook version ill just reread it after awhile
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>>12822706
no one ever said that
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>>12822716
lol people claim there are no trannies here all the time, usually whenever this gets called the tranny board
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>>12822712
a library like that sounds like it would be beautiful, and i really hope it is! the one near me only opened about a decade ago, so it's got very modern design sensibilities compared to the more classical style of the old one. the new one is a better, more functional building overall though, they've actually got a lot of nice stuff! conference rooms, a 3d printer you can request use of, kits you can check out (i've seen a car wash kit, cookie cutters and recipe book, and even power tools lel), and they even have a recording studio somewhere, but i've never seen it. i used to visit the library at least once every week or so, but nowadays i usually just download ebooks
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>>12822406
goals
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>>12822717
do people ever say there are frannies or grannies here, and if so, is it true?
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Never kill yourself because your lifestyle choices inadvertently do it anyways. Loool
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>>12822421
i dont know
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>>12822767
sits segen :D

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>12822717
trolled hard
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>>12822406
I want some taco Bell
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>>12822717
the f%$@*(#@ you mean you "stole my nose"???? it's right there on my face dickweed

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>12822736
they threw out all the weird old books at my local library to replace them with such exciting titles as "my life as a pooner" and "how i feel as a woman"
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the manga selection has never been better though
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>>12822868
i wonder what they did with the old stuff, the library near me will have book sale events a handful of times a year, i guess they probably just get the books that don't circulate all that much, check the prices, then they stack them on a few tables on the lower floor. at the last sale i picked up two books on clowning, one was about developing a clown character for all-purpose performing, and was very detailed, going into gags you can do and things to keep in mind at all times (for example, i believe it was that book that says not to drink or smoke in clownface since it might upset kids or give them the wrong idea), the other was specifically for performing as a clown for religious ministry. an unrelated clown: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-QWdYOPchg (this one has "girls" by the beastie boys as background music for some reason)

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>12822861
ny brither worsks there, i can ask him to bring something hoan
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>>12822894
sale events make sense, if they aren't straight up donated. It's not unusual to pick something up at a used bookstore that still has the library card on the back.
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>>12822871
the manga section is pretty sizeable at my local library, i haven't read anything from there in a good while though. it's come a long way from the "top half of a waist-high bookshelf" amount of manga at the old one, now there are at least ten shoulder-high bookshelves, with both sides filled up. i did actually buy one volume of manga within the last year though, "ju-on: video side", which i first read at the old library, it introduced me to the franchise. i used to like the wii "haunted house simulator" game a lot too, and used to check out "the grudge" on dvd just to stare at the cover because i liked it so much (i did the same thing with alien vs predator and the saw movies so idk what's up with that)

Your fortune: Good Luck



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