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seuss

03/11/26(Wed)17:28:03 No.12838289

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>get a hobby
>but don't watch movies
>don't read books
>don't watch twitch streamers
>don't follow current events or news
>don't watch netflix
>don't listen to music
>but also don't be depressed

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous
03/11/26(Wed)17:38:03 No.12838305

Anonymous 03/11/26(Wed)17:38:03 No.12838305

>Fitter happier
>More productive
>Comfortable
>Not drinking too much
>Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week)
>Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries
>At ease
>Eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats)
>A patient, better driver
>A safer car (baby smiling in back seat)
>Sleeping well (no bad dreams)
>No paranoia
>Careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole)
>Keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then)
>Will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall)
>Favours for favours
>Fond but not in love
>Charity standing orders
>On Sundays ring road supermarket
>(No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants)
>Car wash (also on Sundays)
>No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows
>Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate
>Nothing so childish
>At a better pace
>Slower and more calculated
>No chance of escape
>Now self-employed
>Concerned (but powerless)
>An empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism)
>Will not cry in public
>Less chance of illness
>Tyres that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat)
>A good memory
>Still cries at a good film
>Still kisses with saliva
>No longer empty and frantic
>Like a cat
>Tied to a stick
>That's driven into
>Frozen winter shit (the ability to laugh at weakness)
>Calm
>Fitter, healthier and more productive
>A pig
>In a cage
>On antibiotics

Your fortune: Better not tell you now