why do Chinese ppl eat so much sugary food? It’s like every food they make, teryaki chicken, honey chicken, general tso, sweet and sour pork..: it’s all just sugar?! Are chinese all fat diabetics?Your fortune: Excellent Luck
they don't, chinese food is a meme made up by immigrants who realized americans like way different stuff than the chinese normally eat
>>12838738very nice foode, i laike le boneless, that tastes like honey
>>12838738all part of their sinister plan to conquer these United States, my friend... they'll march right in unopposed, over our bloated, sweet-blooded corpses
China learned from the Opium Wars where Britain subjugated them by forcing the import of opium. And Chinese port city that refused British imports of opium got bombed into oblivion by British frigates off-shore just outside of counter-attack range and they would bomb the shit out of them until they accepted the Pakistani opium which set China back 200 years from a global super-power and they are just now recovering from the plague of British opium addiction to this day.They have learned and realized sugar is even more addictive than opium
during the california gold rush when basically everybody in the world was soypogging over some shiny rocks and came to California, the Chinese guys noticed the baka gaijin didn't like their slimy chicken and oil soup so they started adding sugar to everything and jethro started buying it and so the chinamen were like "oooooooo dey rikey da sweet and sowa pork" and this is why you are addicted to Panda ExpressYour fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12838738that's just what they make in america so stupid mutts can buy their products. its not this bad in china
>>12838945I've seen the gutter oil and the blowtorched dogs, I'll take the western version of chinese food thxYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>12838970the dogs taste good tbf, tried it when i went there last time
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>>12838933unchecked doubles on the last page!
>>12838738industrious society needs lots of caleries
>>12839766>industrious society bro the only industry happening at my local takeout is deep fryer maintenanceit’s not about “muh civilization,” it’s about americans having the palate of a 10 year old. you give the average dude here actual regional food and he starts crying because it’s not glazed like a donut.if anything the sugar is just a skill issue adaptation so jethro doesn’t send it back to the kitchen.
>>12839807oh ithought this was about chyna
>>12839988oh ithought this was about dubs
