Should I move to Japan?
>>12839815 baka gaijinYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>12839815não parece uma casa de respostas...
No. Japan is, in reality, a grey industrial wasteland and a real-life dystopian society. It is nothing like what you see on anime.
>>12839824Moshiwake gozaimasen>>12839826Que
Can afford it
>>12839815only if you can speak weeaboo fluently, and have a lot of money saved .no point in going there if you cant do shit.
>>12839815nihongo ga arimsu ka
If I had money I would move to Ireland. It seems very nice and pretty, plus they speak English and they are normal people
No, they literally hate gaijin. I cannot stress this or say it any clearer. They hate gaijin, like actually
>>12839836>>12839836I can speedrun learning weeaboo language and can quickly save up moneyJapan isn't that expensive>>12839841What if I adjust to their customs and become one of them?
>>12839841But I'm not gaijin, I'm a otaku. Gaijin is a term reserved specifically for rude foreigners who don't take the time to learn Japanese traditions and culture like me
>>12839842>What if I adjust to their customs and become one of them?This. It will be exactly like Tom Cruise in The Last Samurai
Damn I want to stick my big erected cock into her pusspuss and knock her uterusYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12839842>What if I adjust to their customs and become one of them?Literally this is what we who love Japan more than they should ALL think. It's not possible to become "one of them" you will always be a literal gaijin (outside person). I don't mean to rain on your parade but I'm trying to save you from heartbreak. You will never be Japanese>>12839844You still will always be gaikokujin. A little bit of reading on r/JapanLife will give you a glimpse of the reality of what living in Japan is like as a foreigner. These are people who have spent decades of their lives there and still get the foreigner treatment. Japan really is best just as a place to visit
ok but YWNBJ
>>12839829a lot of anime goes out of it's way to depict japan as a real-life dystopian society, usually as the jumping off point for escapist fantasy, they're not trying to hide it at all
Like 1% of ppl like cadawgva, Japanabroad or PewDiePie can enjoy life there There was this hot white girl who looked like makima and she was paid piss to reach kids English so yea have funYour fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12839815yeahYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>12839815https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX0OEHvPNrIYour fortune: Outlook good
>>12839829i love industrial wastelands its so kawaii.. u dont see the vision.
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>>12839815No. Japan should be as close to 100% ethnically Japanese as possible.
East Asians are all very insular and their society won't truly accept you unless you're one of them. Go live in Yurop or something.
>>12840037 >yeah based elaboration king bros entire immigration plan summarized in one sigma syllable ticket: yeah visa: yeah language barrier: yeah permanent outsider status: yeah unironically the most realistic take in the thread.
>>12839815if given the opportunity i wouldprobably gonna be alone 4everdont plan on botherin anyoneit worksvacation home is more realistic though
>>1283981You're basically asking >Should I live among the most subservient people in the worldJust because you've seen some cartoons
>>12840845Meant to tag OP
>>12840230yeahYour fortune: Outlook good
>>12840974Yeah!
>>12839815first you need to tell the world "I love stinking"
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>>12841035based 31pbp /threadYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12841035I'm sorry you had to experience whatever happened to you that made you this way.
>>12841061he's Filipino
>>12839815Only if you have a good income
Move there, follow your dreams of becoming a world class sushi chef, then get into a really well-respected culinary journal & in the interview you can cite this post as your inspiration for your entire career and life, then give me all your money
>>12839815your fatass could certainly be a sumo wrestler
>>12841362It's actually a viable career as there are a couple of gaijin sumo
>>12841362imagine having to work out every day
>>12841362Epic own !