It serves three men
but enough about your motherYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
FRESH!
>>12840316Blasted her with my protein last night :^)Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12840428if I was a cool vampire I'd blast her with protean now our kid is werewolfthank u jesus...Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12840314I don't have any friends tho
>>12840428Davis wrote this post
Uhhhhhh bros, are we thinking warm ketchup or cold ketchup for this?
>tfw you win a visit from Davis
>>12840766WARM FRESH DOUBLES!!Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12840314How can it serve 3 people when it's only 8oz? That's only 2⅔ ounces each.Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12840314>FRESH!the greatest lie in advertising>>12840943it's probably like when they say some shitty, sugary cereal is "part of a balanced breakfast" and then they show an entire tray full of actual food. this serving forms a meal along with a bunch of vegetables and whole grains for actual nutrition and to keep it from forming a solid plug in your colon.
>>12840943Because it's protein blasted duh
>>12840314PROTEIN BLASTED!!!!!!