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03/12/26(Thu)20:59:49 No.12840378
seuss 03/12/26(Thu)20:59:49 No.12840378 Archived
>eating a meal
>tastes like someone spit in your food
>fuck your girlfriend in the ass
>right as you're about to cum, jizz in your food
>clerk looks at you like you're the crazy one
>continue eating a succulent meal

why do people not know how to take their own jokes

Your fortune: Outlook good
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Anonymous
03/12/26(Thu)21:07:15 No.12840386
Anonymous 03/12/26(Thu)21:07:15 No.12840386
You are the best mentlelly ill poster seuss, you are one of a kind

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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seuss
03/12/26(Thu)21:10:04 No.12840387
seuss 03/12/26(Thu)21:10:04 No.12840387
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>>12840386
thanks so much

honestly it's not the prank, it's the entitlement the prankster feels which annoys me!

Your fortune: Average Luck
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Anonymous
03/12/26(Thu)21:41:27 No.12840487
Anonymous 03/12/26(Thu)21:41:27 No.12840487
>>12840387
Yeah man thats so true
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Anonymous
03/12/26(Thu)21:43:11 No.12840496
Anonymous 03/12/26(Thu)21:43:11 No.12840496
someone jizzed in my food, once

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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seuss
03/12/26(Thu)21:45:56 No.12840502
seuss 03/12/26(Thu)21:45:56 No.12840502
>>12840496
i hope you were appropriately pranked afterwards!

>>12840487
it is true, isn't it?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Anonymous
03/12/26(Thu)21:48:35 No.12840506
Anonymous 03/12/26(Thu)21:48:35 No.12840506
>>12840496
Story time
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seuss
03/12/26(Thu)22:13:44 No.12840580
seuss 03/12/26(Thu)22:13:44 No.12840580
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>COME OUT OF THE CLOSET
>NO NOT LIKE THAT

classic racism

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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seuss
03/12/26(Thu)22:33:26 No.12840612
seuss 03/12/26(Thu)22:33:26 No.12840612
>DO A FLIP
>STOP BEING SO EASILY AMUSED BY BIG BOOTY SEASIANS

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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Anonymous
03/13/26(Fri)10:24:14 No.12841364
Anonymous 03/13/26(Fri)10:24:14 No.12841364
>>12840506
ok fine you animals

>be me
>17 dollars to my name
>decide to live decadent
>order alfredo from a place with a name like “Luigi’s Authentic”
>it arrives sweating

open it up and it looks glossy. too glossy. like it’s making eye contact with me.

take one bite
texture is… philosophical

i stare at it
it stares back

call the place
>“sir that’s just extra virgin olive oil”

extra virgin my ass

finish it anyway because i’m not weak

never found out if it was dairy or despair but i built immunity that day
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