wait till they find out zoomers don't drink because they're all on a dozen SSRIs and psych meds that can't be mixed with alcohol and not because they can't afford to go drinking anymoreYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>12846947Just imagine the filthy money to be made from inventing alcohol-safe opiatesYour fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12846947This and the fact I got weed to substitute. Ain't nothing better than a well packed pipe and some eddiesYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12846947we dont drink because we done have any MONEY
>>12846967bleeehhhh six seeevennnYour fortune: Average Luck
They don’t even know what to drink either, I don’t want to drink beat box or buzz ball or anything saccharin
>zoomers aren't le drinking? this is bad o algo
>>12847019kys avatarniggerYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
I’m on an ssri and I drink like a fishy No problem yet
>>12847319ur gonna have a stroke n i dont mean on ur pebis LOLEYour fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12846947>Yet another "ZOOMERS AREN'T DOING ___________ ANYMORE" articleHow many of these are we going to get before people realize the common theme that gen z is broke? It has nothing to do with "fading interest" and everything to do with the fact that people just can't afford these things anymore in this clown economy
>>12847720alcohol has been the staple thing poor people buy despite not being able to afford it thoYour fortune: Outlook good
>>12846947I don't do drugs because drugs are not cool!Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12847784waow thanks sanic!!
>>12847776We've already been over this, math and all. Weed and edibles are literally tens of times or more cheaper than alcohol. Not to mention the fact that everyone knows how to buy hard drugs nowadays.Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12847926Me when i lie through my rotten teeth
>>12847926???? this isn't true in the slightest wtf? maybe it's different where he lives. but it's expensive in Missouri when you can get drunk for just a couple of dollars
>>12847930>>12847937A pack of high THC high CBD gummies are enough to last a month and cost eight bucks. Are you niggers 50 or Catfish level weed degenerates?Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12847983>pack of bitch gummies are enough to last a monthNah lol
>>12847983well edibles suck it's not even the same, and they're like 20 dollars at cheapest where I live. You just live in a second world shithole like california or something. Either way the most cost efficient method is to not be a wigger and quit getting high
>>12847989I literally live in the middle of nowhere Midwest. Well, I thought I lived in the middle of nowhere in the Midwest, you must have me beat.Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12847994probably
>>12847983lole I spend about $400/month on weed
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>>12847989>>12847983Edibles get you higher than smoking, and this is from someone who’d smoke at least a gram of concentrates a day, id bet you anything you’re not even smoking real thc at all lolUnironically 3rd world countries have the best drugs for the best price, everything in the 1st world is an inflated money laundering scam and I’ve been in California for my entire life btw
>>12848047it's a different kind of high that is slightly less enjoyable imo, and inhaling the smoke and the act of actually smoking is half the fun for me, just a preference. and I used to smoke real shit cause I used to grow it myself but ever since it got legalized across state line yeah the shit they sell feels fake or at least weird
>>12848056yeah the ritual of smoking/ingesting is part of the magic, actually eating it is more of an incapacitating/full bodied high tho, these days they’ve installed terror in every high no matter what substance it is
>>12848066edibles don't work that well 4 me, but congratulations on your doubles!Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12848095No they have to work that well for you, you wanna know why? Yeah, I think you do wanna know why, it’s because I SAID SO
>>12848111TRIPS CONFIRM!Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12847988dubsYour fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Weed makes me feel like I'm about to go on a psychotic episode. Shrooms are even more intense and confusing and the fear factor is even worse if you have a bad experience, potentially scarring if you dose high enough. I'll stick to gentler substances.Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12848095this is nice boardYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>12846947>middle aged men drink more than teens and young adultsare people really stupid enough to the point of being surprised by this?Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>12848693i drank like crazy in my 20s and 30s and quit at 36 (about 5 years ago)
>>12846949I’d kill for that. That’s the main reason I stopped being a FUNctioning alcoholic after a decade, cause it interfered with my opiate habit.(I only started the opiate habit because the hangovers were becoming unbearable and I could no longer hair of the dog without collapsing)
>>12846947im zillenial.antidepressants are a meme and don't work. I'm not alcoholic, but I drink to get drunk. Once I start going I can't stop. Gin or vodka is my poison, beer is slop.Alcohol is a shit drug though, only decent with weed and enough caffeine to kill a small child.Even then it's kinda shit, I'm just profoundly bored, so I do it anyway.Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12846947>meds that can't be mixed with alcoholZOMMERS NEVER JUST TRY SHIT GOTDAMN
>>12848730>im zillenialliterally no one cares
>>12848742wahhhhhh booohoooohoooohohooow wahh wahhhhhhok.
>>12848750You're doing it all wrong.It's:WAAAAAAAAA!!!!WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!*sniffle*UEEEEEEUEEEE UE UE UEEEEEEEE*hic* etc.Please be better.
>>12848762thank you, I will remember this.Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12848765Your fortune: Good Luck
THE SP500 ISNT FALLING!
>>12846947I'm a zoomer on heavy meds and i still drink lel.