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>>12863213third panel, chest plate
en taro adun
>>12863218Your wife for hire
>>12863215There's more to toss than the mogus
>>12863227no there isnt
>>12863213I don't even play 40k or read the books or anything, and even I know the Emperor is still using his insane psychic powers to hold back chaos rift demons from invading our reality en masse and killing off all of humanity
>>12863231Is he really tho? Or is that just what he tells people? bc if i was a god emperor on a golden throne, that's the kind of bullshit I would probably tell people too
>>12863231how did you acquire this knowledge?
>>12863234Reddit, mostly
>>12863236You should go back there
The God-Emperor's consciousness guides the Astronomicon, and the Astronomicon is the only reason Warp travel is as feasible as it is. PebbleYeet is a fake fan~
>>12863262I do a little dance every day that makes the sun come up, prove me wrong
>>12863245But I've been on 4chan before reddit c even opened
>>12863297okay unc
>>12863290I might believe you if you've proven yourself to be the most powerful human to ever live by defeating a literal God in personal combat.
>>12863306I did do that, you just didn't see it.
>>12863306Rah worship is ancient human history. Can you prove that the Chabad Kabbalahists don't worship Rah and raise the sun? Just because they eat and torture and sacrifice kids in 2026 doesn't mean they don't raise the sun
>>12863290See, this is the type of thing that gets you called a Heretic~
>>12863318It's the kind of thing that will make people write holy texts about you. Then, thousands of years from now, you'll have millions of people blindly worshipping the man who did a little dance to make the sun come up, all because their magic book told them it was so
>>12863213Something like Warhammer 40k is the future. The modern age is an historical aberration
>>12863855k
>>12863860*thumbs up*
>>12863311unchecked doubles on the last page!
this works as a joke and I don't know what warhammer is and it's the first setup and payoff I've ever seen of xer's
