I drank like 40 beers last nightI'm gonna wash my ass and puke brbYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
How do you drink that much without uppers?Honestly I won't even bother with drinking unless I got some.
>>12866769My body is strange it turns alcohol into testosterone so in essence bring drunk is an upper to me.>>12866770I'm sure I'll be wiped out by 40 but thank God I'll be dead hearing you and thinking of my dad I'll die before I accept the complacent end that is "old man shit"Adulthood only made me realize being childish is a blessing and being an adult is gayYour fortune: Outlook good
>>12866761Damn frien that's some real sick shit
My father retired with the notion he would go fishing and hunting all day but literally all he does is lay in bed most of the day, get drunk them go back to bed That's what I call profound tiredness. I feel like he's depressed because my mother is bed bound and has some type of early stage dementia so thems the breaks I guess.Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12866776>My body is strange it turns alcohol into testosterone so in essence bring drunk is an upper to me.This is one of the dumbest things I've ever read
Imma go now I'm high and you people give me bad vibes ganbatteYour fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12866785
GOON
>>12866761i drank vodka all night and woke up feeling as right as rain.
>>12867603I drank your mom's pussy juice and got sick
>>12867610that sounds like a you problem bucko
>>12867603I only got two tall boys today because I'm tired of getting drunk believe it or notjust them so I don't go into withdrawal tryna main weed but it's hard to cut back on drinking when you've been doing it for half of your life
>>12866824lol
>>12866776where'd your dad touch you man its ok we're here and won't laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfrdKXEdPFU
>>12866823 GOON? bro you can’t just drop a single “GOON” in a thread about alcoholic dads and existential dread like it’s a finishing move this isn’t a coomer sidequest this is a generational trauma any% speedrun at least elaborate. are we talkin spiritual gooning? economic gooning? 40-beer hangover gooning? call it.
>>12866761hah. NICEEEEEEEEEEEEi love doing drugs w my frenndddsssssss :3 :3 ahahahahahahai love you guys i hope your haveing a nice day :3