My last job was at one of the big aero space companies my job was to kill a big bull frog with a Shovel this was a couple years ago when I moved put of town and decided to make my own way the bullfrog lived in a marshy area near the parking lot and croaked really loudly and distracted some of the engineers so it was out job to kill it with a Shovel there were 5 of us we were called the frog team
>>12870220amphibian rights violation
>>12870220did you make 18k?
>>12870227on our 6th day on patrol we saw the frog near so trash bins and we chased it in the road and it got run over by a big truck they were going to lay off the whole frog team after that but because we has done such a good job they said they had another project for us there was this big slow turtle that was always opening its mouth at people so they asked us to Crack its shell open we say the turtle on the second day and spent about an hour or so wacking on its shell with our Shovel until it broke after that the frog team was invited to the company Christmas party we were a little shy but a few people came up to us and told us what a great job we did and that loosened us up
>>12870220on our 6th day on patrol we saw the frog near so trash bins and we chased it in the road and it got run over by a big truck they were going to lay off the whole frog team after that but because we has done such a good job they said they had another project for us there was this big slow turtle that was always opening its mouth at people so they asked us to Crack its shell open we say the turtle on the second day and spent about an hour or so wacking on its shell with our Shovel until it broke after that the frog team was invited to the company Christmas party we were a little shy but a few people came up to us and told us what a great job we did and that loosened us up
the boss was there on the dance floor rubbing himself through the front of his pants then he came up to me He said "hey lets get outta here and get high I got some weed in my car" i asked if my friends could come and he said "no I don't wanna get high with your little gay friends" then he grabbed me by the shoulder so hard it hurt In the parking lot I seen my chance and I hit him in the back with a shovel the human resources director saw me and rushed over and grabbed the shovel I ran away right then knowing I had done wrong you can believe I felt just awful for what I done i felt i let down the company most of all I felt I let down the frog team with my shoddy behavior I didn't leave the house for a week I was so depressed
>>12870220But them there was a knock at the door and who else was there but the frog team and the boss weeping with open arms begging for forgiveness I worked down in cape Canaveral after that ripping up cats with a big riding lawnmower when ever they wondered onto the field but it wasn't the same so I quit and moved back home I had something special there with the frog team and I don't know if I'll ever have it again the cats screamed
