So like Im new to 4 chan and I heard its a horrible place but whatever lol I migrated from reddit and like how tf do you use this website or even read it lmao also why is there porn ads anyways im mostly here for the soyjak stuff and greentexts since I heard you post them here a lot lol also my favorite soyjak variant is cobson he's a gem
dude Oh my god I literally just got flashed with miku spreading her asscheeks wide while browsing randomly man this website is gonna be hell
>>12876514are you afraid?
updooted both your posts. get a 4chan pass and you can see your updoots and others. unfortunately they paywall the karma system here but please get a pass and updoot me back.>>12876517at first I was afraid
>>12876517Honest to God, kinda. This place doesn't automatically blur nsfw stuff like reddit and unblurs them when you click the image and I really don't wanna be flashed with bare asscheeks and cocks every 3.5 seconds on this website (also coraline mentioned)
>>12876501hello. check this out...
>>12876518And how do you exactly get a "4chan pass"?
>>12876523bitcoins
>>12876521I don't even wanna bother finding out what the fuck did i just see. Also im a minor so..can you not?
>>12876526you have to be 18 to post here
>>12876524I don't even have a credit card yet so I guess I won't get a 4chan pass.
stop baiting lol don't know how losers are falling for this
>>12876501I disagree but i can post a rare cob if you want or not>>12876548you're posting on it
https://voca.ro/15rtBm3miSHs
>>12876548Dude why would I bait im actually new here
>>12876554Sure go on lol
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>>12876556Tbh I have no problem with copypastas or pepe the frog I find both funny. (Unless the copypasta is THAT vaporeon copypasta. I hate it.)
>>12876559Mmm. Seizure cobson. I kinda like that one.
>>12876556I'm 100% sure you don't have any friends at all based on your vocaroo's on each thread you don't like.
>>12876560https://voca.ro/1fX3yedE15MBYour fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>12876514you came during a butt war what did u expect stoopid
>>12876501Run away little fella, they rape monkeys like you.
>>12876518>at first I was afraidI was petrified,
>>12876905casualties beyond enumeration
>>12877394Since we live in a universe with a finite amount of matter, any amount of casualties should be enumerable.
>>12877410its actually infinite
>>12877417The universe or matter, because you're wrong in both cases.
>>12877421i checked and its infinite / off by 1
cosmological finitists are just scared of how im raping them right now
I..don't think i wanna be on this place anymore.
>>12876501>>12877496Make the same thread on /b/ for the lolz.Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12877421The universe could extend infinitely in the dimension of time...as could the casualties of the Butt War
>>12878117I never mentioned the size of the universe, only the amount of mass in it, which will never change regardless of the universe's size.
>>12878121You argued that finite mass = finite possible casualties, I think you overlooked the idea that the same amount of finite mass could be reordered infinite times into infinite new lives to die once again infinite times from massive teto assYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12878130Fair enough. I realized my argument was flawed by I didn't feel like making a longer post.The universe will eventually experience heat death. and specifically it will reach a point where there isn't enoughenergy to form new combatants.From this we can conclude the war will eventually end.Let c be the number of combatants if all the mass in the universe was made into combatants.Let t be the length of time needed to replenish c combatants after death (t=\=0 since it would require infinite energy).The maximum number of casualties is given when all combatants die as soon as they come into being.Let d be the time until heat death.So we have maximum total casualties = (d/t)*cAll these variables are finite, and so, we conclude that the maximum total casualties must also be finite.
fortune
>>12878158There are 3 main theories about the end of the universe as I understand, it is possible we will experience heat death like you describe/"the big freeze", or that expansion will reverse and we will collapse in "the big crunch" or the third theory postulates that the big bang was caused by collision of p-branes (universe-containing membranes) so we could end/restart in another big bang if such an event were to reoccurYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12878259Yeah, but currently the theory with the largest consensus is heat death.We could posit the other two and walk up to their logical conclusion, and indeed, we could perhaps argue for infinite casualties.
>>12878259>>12878304This all assumes we live in the singular, one, "true" reality and not a simulation. Which is a pretty big assumption. And if it is true, we know absolutely nothing of the nature of the true reality that created this simulation, but we can safely say the same rules may not apply. There could be an infinite number of simulations with an infinite number of Teto's butts killing an infinite number of people, we just can't say for certain.
>>12878318The simulation argument is logically equivalent to a god argument as both are unfalsifiable.
I graduated from 4chan mani years ago. Welcome, champ! I look forward to seeing the work you do here
>>12878318First of all, there's nothing "true reality" about this place, anyone who has thought about it and aren't just using human intuition and assumptions would know. Secondly you're thinking about what a simulation is wrong. Probably thanks to the Matrix, which is a genius movie, but still. We are entirely dependent on true reality for any experience. Saying something is a simulation ultimately doesn't mean anything. It's just a analogy to computer simulations in human intuition.
>>12878346>First of all, there's nothing "true reality" about this place, anyone who has thought about it and aren't just using human intuition and assumptions would know.This is the biggest line of fairy tale, handwaving bs.You want to make a point, provide arguments.
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike anyother place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anythinghere. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>>12878356How does one even mongle a cock anyways
>>12878357I would imagine slowly and carefully.
>>12878351Argument from incredulity and ad hominem.
>>12878339good job monky
